Three more things.
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your son is awesome
that's child abuse
longhorn fan here2 -
1. I sent a picture of him crying to my dad.
2. I captioned it "why do you do this to me?"
3. Roll Tide.2 -
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1. Crimson Tide does sound like a period... no denying that.
2. But they will make you cry, so it's accurate.
3. Sports rivalries are a lot of fun.2 -
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BedsideTableKangaroo wrote: »
1. I remember watching that game.
2. I felt bad for Colt.
3. He plays for my NFL team now.
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1. I have a bit of a crush on Tim Tebow.
2. I want to bite his biceps.
3. I feel a little guilty for mentally molesting a good Christian boy. (But just a little.)1 -
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1. Right?! I bet he'd make a ton of money if he did an auction...
2. He could even set it up to benefit his charitable organization!
3. That way it's for a good cause.1 -
itsy_bitsy_spider wrote: »Canadian bacon = thick sliced ham.
Never understood the connection to calling it bacon; It's so not bacon-ey. I like it fine... but that ish is ham.
In Canada back bacon and ham do not taste the same.
They don't even come from the same part of the pig
Bacon nation does a BBLT sandwich with both back bacon and side bacon on it. I'm glad I only go to Toronto once in a while or I'd go broke eating there.0 -
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BedsideTableKangaroo wrote: »your son is awesome
that's child abuse
longhorn fan here
Major Longhorn fan here too
Did we just become best friends?
Wanna go do karate in the garage?0 -
RunHardBeStrong wrote: »BedsideTableKangaroo wrote: »your son is awesome
that's child abuse
longhorn fan here
Major Longhorn fan here too
Did we just become best friends?
Wanna go do karate in the garage?
my day...it's just been made
i think so, but you should friend me to be sure
only if you promise to teach me that sweet karate kid move he did on the post. we can skip the painting and waxing exercises0 -
BedsideTableKangaroo wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »BedsideTableKangaroo wrote: »your son is awesome
that's child abuse
longhorn fan here
Major Longhorn fan here too
Did we just become best friends?
Wanna go do karate in the garage?
my day...it's just been made
i think so, but you should friend me to be sure
only if you promise to teach me that sweet karate kid move he did on the post. we can skip the painting and waxing exercises
But my house is on the verge of needing painted.
And my car needs waxing.
I can totally teach you the karate kid post thing, I use to be really good at it!0 -
RunHardBeStrong wrote: »BedsideTableKangaroo wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »BedsideTableKangaroo wrote: »your son is awesome
that's child abuse
longhorn fan here
Major Longhorn fan here too
Did we just become best friends?
Wanna go do karate in the garage?
my day...it's just been made
i think so, but you should friend me to be sure
only if you promise to teach me that sweet karate kid move he did on the post. we can skip the painting and waxing exercises
But my house is on the verge of needing painted.
And my car needs waxing.
I can totally teach you the karate kid post thing, I use to be really good at it!
ah, smart
getting me to work
i need self defense so the kids won't beat me up anymore0 -
1. I went out to play for Saturday night!
2. Does it still count if you get home before 10pm?
3. Thinking I'll be taking a walk outside here soon because the weather is still lovely.0 -
You know that person that makes your skin crawl
But doesn't get it
Makes me just shake my head0 -
1. My kiddo is still asleep.
2. It's almost 11:30
3. I hope this is teething or a growth spurt and not the start of sickness.0 -
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Motorsheen wrote: »
Why is it always about you?
Are you a narcissist?
We need a game for every time someone mentions that word0 -
1. My son just went running, screaming, down the hall with a cup in each hand.
2. At the end of the hallway he danced until he fell on his butt, then started laughing.
3. I'm convinced I spend my day supervising a tiny version of drunk me.2 -
I had cupcakes for dinner
Skating for 90 minutes after only having an egg mcmuffin meal all day means you're really hungry by the end
I'm gonna go eat something0 -
1. I just ran!
2. My stomach wasn't thrilled with my decision.
3. Ice cream *before* running was not a great idea.0 -
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1. Someone needs a nap.
2. Or a stiff drink.
3. And it ain't me.3 -
Good weekend overall
Love meeting people from online
Done it all over the world now2 -
1. Good morning!
2. I had a dream that involved drinking, kayaking, German chocolate cake, traveling, an awkward couple, a baby, and a roller coaster.
3. The night before it was my childhood home, a broken toilet, magic baby monitors, a plumber that wasn't, and comments about sleeping arrangements.
(Crazy dreams are fun)3 -
1. I think there's been a full moon on the boards lately...lol.
2. When we were little kids, my big brother once stabbed me so hard in the foot with a fork, that the fork stood upright in my toes while I waited for my mom to come running into the room and pull it out when I screamed.
3. My brother was laying down trying to eat a plate of spaghetti while watching TV on the floor (don't remember why he wasn't at the table...lol), so I was annoying him by dancing around him and pretending like I was going to step in his spaghetti on purpose...so, I may have deserved it a little bit. Maybe, haha.0
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