We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Because she calls it pizza and I call it pizzah0
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Because he tried to make me get a painful tattoo0
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She thought my hair was too thick...especially all the hair down my back0
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Mullets went out of style many moons ago.0
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A strange obsession with moons or being mooned. Or was it marooned? Eh..I don't remember.0
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You never showed me your eyes!0
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I found her jars of eyes locked in the cellar
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Was always snooping in other people's basements...0
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Tried to poison me the night before I was supposed to testify0
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She spent too much time at archery lessons...using me as the target1
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Definitly because of my past . .
Nothing bad to say about her tho0 -
We didn't
That smile pulled me back in0 -
She spend all our money shopping0
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She wouldn't let me eat what I had my eyes on
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An open relationship wasn't good with her0
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He never told me about the salesman locked in his bathroom...
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I always felt like prey he was hunting with those eyes!
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Was scared of being smacked by a tennis racket0
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His wife didn't like me
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She took me scuba diving...with an anchor chained to my ankle1
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Sadly he died from an "accident" that I may may nott have had prior knowledge of.1
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Never had0
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He never finished his sentences1
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She never finished1
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She said she was finished!0
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She didn't like Finish people.0
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He forgot the safe word ..Im sorry I hurt you honey
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She hurt my "Honey"0
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She couldn't stop showing off her legs0
... he wanted to live on *kitten* 
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