If you saw the person above in a coffee shop, what would you do?

Spike their drinnks with espresso

Ask her what ever happened to Chad.

Tell him he had enough coffee to last a lifetime! let's go for a walk now!

say hi

Give him the biggest cuddle ..annd sit and plan our date

Briefly make eye contact and smile.

Pretend I'm sitting at reading a book in the distance

Give her a dollar all in pennies

Well, I'm taking my pennies back

Sounds about fair for a golf club