Petition for Mother Nature, Please Sign

HaleyAlli
HaleyAlli Posts: 911 Member
edited September 30 in Chit-Chat
Dear Aunt Flo, You have only been visiting for 2 1/2 days and you have already worn out your welcome. Please leave ASAP and take a few pounds with you. Love, Someone who occasionally wishes she was born a man...

(just a little comic relief for all the ladies in the world who know exactly what I mean!! :laugh: )

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  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    In my case, do not come earlier than 28 days. You are hardly welcome at 28 days, but if you come earlier, like you've been doing all year, we will have words.
  • HaleyAlli
    HaleyAlli Posts: 911 Member
    In my case, do not come earlier than 28 days. You are hardly welcome at 28 days, but if you come earlier, like you've been doing all year, we will have words.

    Agreed!
  • Moonbeamlissie
    Moonbeamlissie Posts: 504 Member
    Yes I am there today!!!!! Friday it all started, today I weigh in and lost .2 lbs..... blah..... guess we will see next week
  • ZumbaQueenKelly
    ZumbaQueenKelly Posts: 111
    LOL!
  • Crooks0204
    Crooks0204 Posts: 189
    In my case, do not come earlier than 28 days. You are hardly welcome at 28 days, but if you come earlier, like you've been doing all year, we will have words.

    I'm with her^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
  • jpeper1966
    jpeper1966 Posts: 79
    Oh Aunt Flo, she is so unappreciated. She stops by early and you are mad, she stays too long and you are mad, you can't stand her, you wish she would just go away.


    AND YET!!!


    When she doesn't show up on time, you miss her so and pray that she is ok and comes soon. When she finally shows up you welcome her with tears of joy (and then tell her to go away).

    LOL, I hope you don't mind a little guy humor joining in here.
  • meggers123
    meggers123 Posts: 711 Member
    Oh Aunt Flo, she is so unappreciated. She stops by early and you are mad, she stays too long and you are mad, you can't stand her, you wish she would just go away.


    AND YET!!!


    When she doesn't show up on time, you miss her so and pray that she is ok and comes soon. When she finally shows up you welcome her with tears of joy (and then tell her to go away).

    LOL, I hope you don't mind a little guy humor joining in here.

    ROFL.:laugh:
  • mandeiko
    mandeiko Posts: 1,657 Member
    I would like to yell at Aunt Flo for NOT making an appearance this month.... No I'm not preggers. I think it's because of my new diet and fitness routine. :(
  • Bella1hud
    Bella1hud Posts: 530 Member
    That's a huge reason that I don't mind being old(er than I was lol). Aunt Flo is no longer a guest at my house and I do NOT miss her one little bit.
  • HaleyAlli
    HaleyAlli Posts: 911 Member
    Oh Aunt Flo, she is so unappreciated. She stops by early and you are mad, she stays too long and you are mad, you can't stand her, you wish she would just go away.


    AND YET!!!


    When she doesn't show up on time, you miss her so and pray that she is ok and comes soon. When she finally shows up you welcome her with tears of joy (and then tell her to go away).

    LOL, I hope you don't mind a little guy humor joining in here.


    Hahahaha!!! LOVE!! ^^^
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