What's sexy about YOU?

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  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Vinehausen wrote: »
    I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious! :p:o

    sdwwRWDl.jpg

    Holy
    I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious! :p:o

    Am I the only female who doesn't actually enjoy the sensation of a tongue used in this way? I'm genuinely curious.

    Sorry, not trying to pick on @happilybrad :grimace:

    I think you might be!


    @heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one :D
    Vinehausen wrote: »

    @heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one :D

    She must be related to my other half... She doesn't like any of it. :(

    Sigh.

    I've been too vague.

    He said he can hit a g-spot directly. With his tongue. The g-spot, as you know, is inside the vag.

    I do not like that very specific feeling: the tongue being INSERTED. It's fantastic everywhere else.

    Well, except the face. Don't lick my face.

    Ok, I'm done. Carry on


    what about in the oreo?

    Get me tipsy enough and I'll let you find out.

  • tomwatso
    tomwatso Posts: 1,304 Member
    Not sure what is sexy about me. But, after 5 years in the gym, one of the salesmen's wife keeps wondering how I turned into a knockout. Her words, not mine.
  • Deadman_Diggingup
    Deadman_Diggingup Posts: 3,082 Member
    I joke a lot, but naaaa.... nada.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Vinehausen wrote: »
    I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious! :p:o

    sdwwRWDl.jpg

    Holy
    I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious! :p:o

    Am I the only female who doesn't actually enjoy the sensation of a tongue used in this way? I'm genuinely curious.

    Sorry, not trying to pick on @happilybrad :grimace:

    I think you might be!


    @heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one :D
    Vinehausen wrote: »

    @heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one :D

    She must be related to my other half... She doesn't like any of it. :(

    Sigh.

    I've been too vague.

    He said he can hit a g-spot directly. With his tongue. The g-spot, as you know, is inside the vag.

    I do not like that very specific feeling: the tongue being INSERTED. It's fantastic everywhere else.

    Well, except the face. Don't lick my face.

    Ok, I'm done. Carry on


    so like... you know, do ya' like need a ride home after this thread?

    I'll take a ride :tongue:
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    My friends ..they're hot ;)
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Vinehausen wrote: »
    I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious! :p:o

    sdwwRWDl.jpg

    Holy
    I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious! :p:o

    Am I the only female who doesn't actually enjoy the sensation of a tongue used in this way? I'm genuinely curious.

    Sorry, not trying to pick on @happilybrad :grimace:

    I think you might be!


    @heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one :D
    Vinehausen wrote: »

    @heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one :D

    She must be related to my other half... She doesn't like any of it. :(

    Sigh.

    I've been too vague.

    He said he can hit a g-spot directly. With his tongue. The g-spot, as you know, is inside the vag.

    I do not like that very specific feeling: the tongue being INSERTED. It's fantastic everywhere else.

    Well, except the face. Don't lick my face.

    Ok, I'm done. Carry on


    so like... you know, do ya' like need a ride home after this thread?

    I'll take a ride :tongue:

    Hop on !

    ... err, "In"

    Yeah, hop on in; I'll drive.
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    Vinehausen wrote: »
    I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious! :p:o

    sdwwRWDl.jpg

    Holy
    I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious! :p:o

    Am I the only female who doesn't actually enjoy the sensation of a tongue used in this way? I'm genuinely curious.

    Sorry, not trying to pick on @happilybrad :grimace:

    I think you might be!


    @heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one :D
    Vinehausen wrote: »

    @heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one :D

    She must be related to my other half... She doesn't like any of it. :(

    Sigh.

    I've been too vague.

    He said he can hit a g-spot directly. With his tongue. The g-spot, as you know, is inside the vag.

    I do not like that very specific feeling: the tongue being INSERTED. It's fantastic everywhere else.

    Well, except the face. Don't lick my face.

    Ok, I'm done. Carry on


    so like... you know, do ya' like need a ride home after this thread?

    Hahaha!

    I admit nothing.


    Vinehausen wrote: »
    I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious! :p:o

    sdwwRWDl.jpg

    Holy
    I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious! :p:o

    Am I the only female who doesn't actually enjoy the sensation of a tongue used in this way? I'm genuinely curious.

    Sorry, not trying to pick on @happilybrad :grimace:

    I think you might be!


    @heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one :D
    Vinehausen wrote: »

    @heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one :D

    She must be related to my other half... She doesn't like any of it. :(

    Sigh.

    I've been too vague.

    He said he can hit a g-spot directly. With his tongue. The g-spot, as you know, is inside the vag.

    I do not like that very specific feeling: the tongue being INSERTED. It's fantastic everywhere else.

    Well, except the face. Don't lick my face.

    Ok, I'm done. Carry on


    You telling me you wouldn't let this guy lick your face. I'm calling bs.

    impossibly-cute-puppy-21.jpg[IMG][/img]

    Funny you would mention it. Look who's badgering me for smooches.

    u4pk1jil6a9a.jpg

    You better give it up to him
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Vinehausen wrote: »
    I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious! :p:o

    sdwwRWDl.jpg

    Holy
    I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious! :p:o

    Am I the only female who doesn't actually enjoy the sensation of a tongue used in this way? I'm genuinely curious.

    Sorry, not trying to pick on @happilybrad :grimace:

    I think you might be!


    @heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one :D
    Vinehausen wrote: »

    @heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one :D

    She must be related to my other half... She doesn't like any of it. :(

    Sigh.

    I've been too vague.

    He said he can hit a g-spot directly. With his tongue. The g-spot, as you know, is inside the vag.

    I do not like that very specific feeling: the tongue being INSERTED. It's fantastic everywhere else.

    Well, except the face. Don't lick my face.

    Ok, I'm done. Carry on


    so like... you know, do ya' like need a ride home after this thread?

    Hahaha!

    I admit nothing.


    Vinehausen wrote: »
    I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious! :p:o

    sdwwRWDl.jpg

    Holy
    I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious! :p:o

    Am I the only female who doesn't actually enjoy the sensation of a tongue used in this way? I'm genuinely curious.

    Sorry, not trying to pick on @happilybrad :grimace:

    I think you might be!


    @heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one :D
    Vinehausen wrote: »

    @heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one :D

    She must be related to my other half... She doesn't like any of it. :(

    Sigh.

    I've been too vague.

    He said he can hit a g-spot directly. With his tongue. The g-spot, as you know, is inside the vag.

    I do not like that very specific feeling: the tongue being INSERTED. It's fantastic everywhere else.

    Well, except the face. Don't lick my face.

    Ok, I'm done. Carry on


    You telling me you wouldn't let this guy lick your face. I'm calling bs.

    impossibly-cute-puppy-21.jpg[IMG][/img]

    Funny you would mention it. Look who's badgering me for smooches.

    u4pk1jil6a9a.jpg

    You better give it up to him

    Nope. I'm nothing if not consistent. Plus he was a jerk and nipped my neck.


  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Vinehausen wrote: »
    I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious! :p:o

    sdwwRWDl.jpg

    Holy
    I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious! :p:o

    Am I the only female who doesn't actually enjoy the sensation of a tongue used in this way? I'm genuinely curious.

    Sorry, not trying to pick on @happilybrad :grimace:

    I think you might be!


    @heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one :D
    Vinehausen wrote: »

    @heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one :D

    She must be related to my other half... She doesn't like any of it. :(

    Sigh.

    I've been too vague.

    He said he can hit a g-spot directly. With his tongue. The g-spot, as you know, is inside the vag.

    I do not like that very specific feeling: the tongue being INSERTED. It's fantastic everywhere else.

    Well, except the face. Don't lick my face.

    Ok, I'm done. Carry on


    so like... you know, do ya' like need a ride home after this thread?

    Hahaha!

    I admit nothing.


    Vinehausen wrote: »
    I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious! :p:o

    sdwwRWDl.jpg

    Holy
    I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious! :p:o

    Am I the only female who doesn't actually enjoy the sensation of a tongue used in this way? I'm genuinely curious.

    Sorry, not trying to pick on @happilybrad :grimace:

    I think you might be!


    @heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one :D
    Vinehausen wrote: »

    @heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one :D

    She must be related to my other half... She doesn't like any of it. :(

    Sigh.

    I've been too vague.

    He said he can hit a g-spot directly. With his tongue. The g-spot, as you know, is inside the vag.

    I do not like that very specific feeling: the tongue being INSERTED. It's fantastic everywhere else.

    Well, except the face. Don't lick my face.

    Ok, I'm done. Carry on


    You telling me you wouldn't let this guy lick your face. I'm calling bs.

    impossibly-cute-puppy-21.jpg[IMG][/img]

    Funny you would mention it. Look who's badgering me for smooches.

    u4pk1jil6a9a.jpg

    You better give it up to him

    Nope. I'm nothing if not consistent. Plus he was a jerk and nipped my neck.


    Sounds better at foreplay than the most of us
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Caporegiem wrote: »

    Sounds better at foreplay than the most of us

    You mean you don't all enthusiastically go for the jugular?!
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    Vinehausen wrote: »
    I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious! :p:o

    sdwwRWDl.jpg

    Holy
    I'm not sure if this is considered "sexy" but I'd maybe more chalk it up under functional utility. It's certainly quite handy to be able to hit a g-spot directly. And yes, I'm quite serious! :p:o

    Am I the only female who doesn't actually enjoy the sensation of a tongue used in this way? I'm genuinely curious.

    Sorry, not trying to pick on @happilybrad :grimace:

    I think you might be!


    @heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one :D
    Vinehausen wrote: »

    @heidishmidi Lady, you're definitely alone on this one :D

    She must be related to my other half... She doesn't like any of it. :(

    Sigh.

    I've been too vague.

    He said he can hit a g-spot directly. With his tongue. The g-spot, as you know, is inside the vag.

    I do not like that very specific feeling: the tongue being INSERTED. It's fantastic everywhere else.

    Well, except the face. Don't lick my face.

    Ok, I'm done. Carry on


    You my dear, are adorable!
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