We broke up because...
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Was addicted to Brady bunch reruns .. never left the house0
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She " accidentally " shot me in the arsse after I asked her to make dinner!0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »She " accidentally " shot me in the arsse after I asked her to make dinner!
He was always buying matchbox cars off eBay. The spare bedroom was full of them
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She started fires0
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Unfortunately, he could never ignite my fire.0
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She was water to my flame.0
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There was but just a flicker to work with0
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Her hot pocket was not so hot.1
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He hates salami0
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She was nutcase0
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His irish jig was embarrassing0
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Her Aussie jugs were....
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He lied about his age0
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She didn't like younger men
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He never understood I didn't like men0
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I knew I misunderstood when she showed me a Jill and Jill bathroom.0
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Was a Chauvinist!0
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Puritan!0
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Prude1
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I had to keep changing the locks on the liquor cabinet.0
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