Fun night at the bar

Avalonis
Avalonis Posts: 1,540 Member
edited September 2024 in Chit-Chat
Ok, I am bored at work, so I will share a story from awhile back.

I went to a bar with some friends, got hammered, and proceeded to act stupid. As usual. So I am flirting with this hottie, who, I might add, is totally into me and getting pretty cozy (She was drunk too) when her boyfriend walks up to me. This guy, I shart you not, is one of the biggest people I have ever seen. Not in the fat way, in the "This guy is overdosing himself on 'roids, and is naturally a monster anyhow" kind of a way.

So naturally, I make some slurred exit line about "Nice to meet you, you're very pretty" and bug out of there. An hour later or so, I have to use the restroom, so I start pushing my way through the fairly crowded bar, when I bump into hulkman. He looks at me, and recognizes me.

This is the part where a sober mind would have made better choices. I was not even CLOSE to sober. So I blurt out "Wassup, Sasquatch."

That was a BAD decision. He scowls down at me and says "WHAT THE F*** DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME???" At that moment, my drunken mind was getting an adrenaline shot and realizing it was probably about to take the pummeling of it's life. I said "Ohhshhhhiiiiiiitttt" and managed to stammer out "I just gotta pee.... I'm sorry, I'm drunk!"

Veins are standing out on this guys face. He is seriously considering breaking me. Thankfully, he gets control of himself, and growls "Get the F*** out of here before I beat your *kitten*."

That was probably the closest I have ever come to getting curb stomped. Fun times.

Oh, as a side note, turns out the girl was a friend of one of the buddies with me, that's why she had come over to my table.
She wasn't as hot when I met her the second time. Either that, or I was more sober.

Well there's an emasculating story for you all. Your turn.

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  • daniface
    daniface Posts: 338 Member
    ew
  • Avalonis
    Avalonis Posts: 1,540 Member
    ew

    Thats not a fun story ;)
  • Gessa007
    Gessa007 Posts: 50
    hahaha love it...ive had beer googles before too! **** happens.
  • Fochizzy
    Fochizzy Posts: 505 Member
    lol, nice I am the queen of drunken stories. My friend's favorite. I had just moved to NY and got really drunk, go in the cab, told the cabbie to take me home. When he asked where? I replied HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME! They ended up taking me back to the bar to call my boyfriend to find out when I lived, because I drunkly earnestly did not know.
  • lizziebeth1028
    lizziebeth1028 Posts: 3,602 Member
    LOL whassup Sasquatch that's hilarious:))) No drunken stories for me, at least not recent ones, I'm a bit old for the bar scene (a bit?!?!)

    You look fit, keep up the good work!
  • bikermike5094
    bikermike5094 Posts: 1,752 Member
    Back in the 80's during my high school days, my friend and his girlfriend set me up with a blind date. We met at the theatre to see Prince's Purple Rain. So, were standing outside waiting for the girls to show up and we see them comming down the street. They get to within about 5 feet and my friends girl proceeds to introduce me to my blind date "Laura"...................my cousin. sucks living in a small town!!!
  • Avalonis
    Avalonis Posts: 1,540 Member
    Back in the 80's during my high school days, my friend and his girlfriend set me up with a blind date. We met at the theatre to see Prince's Purple Rain. So, were standing outside waiting for the girls to show up and we see then comming down the street. They get to within about 5 feet and my friends girl proceeds to introduce me to my blind date "Laura"...................my cousin. sucks living in a small town!!!

    If it was only first cousins, you are good. ;)
  • BamaMomma
    BamaMomma Posts: 53
    Well said story. I did laugh...I played it out in my head and I can just see (in comparison) teensy tiny you and Sasquatch goin' at it in the men's room. And of course by "goin' at it" you know I mean an @$$ whoopin'. But who cares whether she was hot or not? When you're drunk, enjoy it. If you wake up next to a beer goggled pretty girl, take a few shots. lol
  • rococo11
    rococo11 Posts: 49 Member
    Well, the first time I ever had more than a glass of alcohol I ended up trying to do calculus and was counting to prove that I "wasn't that drunk" I was also assigning colors to numbers and reading the subtitles off of commercials and the movie that was on but wouldn't use any "naughty" words...I was substituting with darn, shoot, and fiddlesticks. My friends have deemed me an autistic goody-goody drunk because of that. Kind of dull but very embarrassing because I didn't actually remember doing that.
  • koosdel
    koosdel Posts: 3,317 Member
    Oh.. I thought you said fun time WITH a bar.. Nevermind.
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