I Want You Because...

Because your life is so much more interesting inside your head

Nobody and I mean NOBODY cuts cheese like you do. Truly a treasure to this world, if not a example to all of mankind that through strength, determination, and training one person can succeed despite overwhelming odds.

Although I'm wet like the sun, you are dry like my humor and together we can be humid...

I think ur cute like my kitty

Maybe you could sing a ditty - you seem kinda witty...

He knows how it goes

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Of your ability to relax under extremely stressful situations...

You snooping...this isn't the creeping thread

You'd be ok with being my love slave

You spell "You" with a "U"

Ummm not me

She has a nice eye...

I want...