What is the person above hiding in their closet?

Keith Partridge paraphernalia

Fairy wings and a tutu

Eleven and a half pounds of turkey jerky.

!!! That's Iris! If she was in my closet I might be tempted to keep her around, to be honest.

Why you have all those gazelle hooves in your closet I'm not sure.

just the cookie part of many Oreos with the filling carefully licked off

the left side of different pairs of shoes

Gold fish ..they are still flipping around on the shelf gasping ..their little mouths opening and closing

Several tarps and bottles of baby oil

Shoes! Lots of sexy high-heeled shoes that I'm hoping to feel like wearing again soon.