Why are women becoming more like men?

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capnrus789
capnrus789 Posts: 2,731 Member
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Some of you ladies fart so bad the wallpaper peels from the wall. Farting like a Howitzer used to be a mans domain. What gives? Too much protein powder?

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  • Ben_there_done_that
    Ben_there_done_that Posts: 732 Member
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    I'm just curious to see if this thread gets shut down just as quickly, and without warning, as its inverse.
  • livingleanlivingclean
    livingleanlivingclean Posts: 11,751 Member
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    I blame broccoli. And garlic. And cabbage.
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,220 Member
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    We only do it when we are comfortable with you Russ. Take it as a compliment ;)
  • NLP6618
    NLP6618 Posts: 6,201 Member
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    Why do guys think farts are so funny???
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,731 Member
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    usmcmp wrote: »
    We only do it when we are comfortable with you Russ. Take it as a compliment ;)

    So you love me? D'awwwww, twitterpated.
  • Miz_T
    Miz_T Posts: 150 Member
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    For me, it's the sour cream. I really should give the stuff up.
  • itsfuntobedevilinabluedress
    itsfuntobedevilinabluedress Posts: 76 Member
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    I'm stronger than you too!
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,731 Member
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    itsfuntobedevilinabluedress wrote: »
    I'm stronger than you too!

    100% accurate.
  • bigmuneymfp
    bigmuneymfp Posts: 2,235 Member
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    I embrace my feminine traits

    Can't a guy use a high end face product!
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,723 Member
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    CurvyGirl418 wrote: »
    Why do guys think farts are so funny???

    Umm...because they are. Farts...Never not funny­™
  • vikinglander
    vikinglander Posts: 1,547 Member
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    MiloBloom83 wrote: »
    CurvyGirl418 wrote: »
    Why do guys think farts are so funny???

    Umm...because they are. Farts...Never not funny­™

    Agreed. I'm 60 years old, going on 4. Still the funniest humor. The more inappropriate the setting, the funnier it is.

    (Old proverb: Man who farts in church sits in his own pew.)
  • NLP6618
    NLP6618 Posts: 6,201 Member
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    I believe this
  • JustSomeEm
    JustSomeEm Posts: 20,203 MFP Moderator
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