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Keeps begging to do shots off my abs.0
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Keeps buying me shots0
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Does lap dances to Disney songs0
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"A whole new world" is what I'll show you0
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Offers magical carpet rides.0
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Is not impressing the below poster at all with his quick wit, pickup lines and Disney knowledge0
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Hand knits banana hammocks.0
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Was Tina till the surgery last month...lookin good girl
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Stands outside the local hardware store and warns people, "Don't spell 'part' backwards. It's a 'trap!'"0
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His rapper name is Big Timmy....wicka wicka0
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she steals toilet paper from public restrooms0
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Doesn't use toilet paper..likes the feel of his soft hand better 0
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Is trying to corner the market on Poopy Hand Sanitizer0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »Doesn't use toilet paper..likes the feel of his soft hand better
Gross!
She takes in stray birdS and convinces them she is their leader as she runs around in a bird suit0 -
Bbqs those poor birds, when Jo isn't looking1
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Comes to the BBQs always bringing her famous sauce0
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She put two quarters in her ears and claimed she was listening to 50 Cent.2
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He stole my Wit cuz I've got nothin tonight!
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Convinced my wit to go along with hers, so they're not lonely0
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That's code for hookin up!
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Caught her trying to break into my safe where I keep all my codes.0
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She keeps all her shoes under lock and key0
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Uses a mosquito net to keep bats and spiders off her bed0
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Every time he goes out in the rain he sings and dances like Gene Kelly..1
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I once asked her for a small donation toward a local swimming pool; she gave me a glass of water.0
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True story ^^ lol0
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Favorite restaurant is the Outback Steakhouse1
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