Whats sexy about you

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  • Beverly2Hansen
    Beverly2Hansen Posts: 378 Member
    My voice, my man says I sound like a 1-900 number. After that my quick wit and playful defiance. If we're going body parts though IDK he says legs & tush I say cover the effing mirror you god rotting sadist.
  • MrStabbems
    MrStabbems Posts: 3,110 Member
    Beverly2Hansen wrote: »
    My voice, my man says I sound like a 1-900 number. After that my quick wit and playful defiance. If we're going body parts though IDK he says legs & tush I say cover the effing mirror you god rotting sadist.

    prove it in the voice thread dude
  • Beverly2Hansen
    Beverly2Hansen Posts: 378 Member
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    Beverly2Hansen wrote: »
    My voice, my man says I sound like a 1-900 number. After that my quick wit and playful defiance. If we're going body parts though IDK he says legs & tush I say cover the effing mirror you god rotting sadist.

    prove it in the voice thread dude

    Is there really a voice thred? I don't really want a bunch of weirdos messaging me but I also feel compelled because you called me out.
  • MrStabbems
    MrStabbems Posts: 3,110 Member
    Beverly2Hansen wrote: »
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    Beverly2Hansen wrote: »
    My voice, my man says I sound like a 1-900 number. After that my quick wit and playful defiance. If we're going body parts though IDK he says legs & tush I say cover the effing mirror you god rotting sadist.

    prove it in the voice thread dude

    Is there really a voice thred? I don't really want a bunch of weirdos messaging me but I also feel compelled because you called me out.

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  • Beverly2Hansen
    Beverly2Hansen Posts: 378 Member
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    Beverly2Hansen wrote: »
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    Beverly2Hansen wrote: »
    My voice, my man says I sound like a 1-900 number. After that my quick wit and playful defiance. If we're going body parts though IDK he says legs & tush I say cover the effing mirror you god rotting sadist.

    prove it in the voice thread dude

    Is there really a voice thred? I don't really want a bunch of weirdos messaging me but I also feel compelled because you called me out.

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    So I tried to figure out how to record myself and somehow ended up signed up for Twitter?... Clearly the site led me somewhere else and I'm lost. Any ideas?
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »
    I could pass for danny devito.

    I actually spoke with him in person when I lived in Los Angeles.

    Is he short in height? sure.... but both his personality and smile are giant.

    So you're saying I'm fat.

    Hahahaha........ D'Oh!

    I would never, ever, call you fat.



    ..... although I have been known to overcharge non-vegans for caskets and airline seats.
  • MrStabbems
    MrStabbems Posts: 3,110 Member
    Beverly2Hansen wrote: »
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    Beverly2Hansen wrote: »
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    Beverly2Hansen wrote: »
    My voice, my man says I sound like a 1-900 number. After that my quick wit and playful defiance. If we're going body parts though IDK he says legs & tush I say cover the effing mirror you god rotting sadist.

    prove it in the voice thread dude

    Is there really a voice thred? I don't really want a bunch of weirdos messaging me but I also feel compelled because you called me out.

    giphy.gif

    So I tried to figure out how to record myself and somehow ended up signed up for Twitter?... Clearly the site led me somewhere else and I'm lost. Any ideas?

    go here http://vocaroo.com/

    hit record. speak.

    if the box on the middle says not working blah blah then hit upload in the top right and it'll give u the option to upload a recording uve saved on ur phone.
  • sw33tp3a1
    sw33tp3a1 Posts: 5,065 Member
    My soft skin
  • BoosDimples
    BoosDimples Posts: 2,826 Member
    The way I can litter my immediate vicinity with snot rags.

    I'm such a catch.
  • Growingman
    Growingman Posts: 5 Member
    My character....
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
    When I fart I blame it on the cat... So it's like I never fart but I have a stanky p.ussy as a pet.
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    LonniJay wrote: »
    When I fart I blame it on the cat... So it's like I never fart but I have a stanky p.ussy as a pet.

    /thread

    you win, no one's topping that sexiness.
  • FireTurtle75
    FireTurtle75 Posts: 2,014 Member
    LonniJay wrote: »
    When I fart I blame it on the cat... So it's like I never fart but I have a stanky p.ussy as a pet.

    OMG! LMFAO!
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  • Viking_Batman
    Viking_Batman Posts: 114 Member
    My attitude ;-) I am just cheeky and charming (so I have been told) I guess I don't look it ha
  • Jane_1705
    Jane_1705 Posts: 152 Member
    My distal phalanges
  • Speziface
    Speziface Posts: 1,687 Member
    My pronounced occipital bulge.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    My Weenus' both of them!
    Yes, I have two! :joy:
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  • FireTurtle75
    FireTurtle75 Posts: 2,014 Member
    When someone finally tells me that I'm sexy, I'll have something to report back with. LOL :D
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  • FireTurtle75
    FireTurtle75 Posts: 2,014 Member
    TeinyWinehouse wrote: »
    FireTurtle75 wrote: »
    When someone finally tells me that I'm sexy, I'll have something to report back with. LOL :D

    You're sexy now go tell the world!

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    :D:D:D
  • FireTurtle75
    FireTurtle75 Posts: 2,014 Member
    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    I'm told I have a nice voice.

    Have you posted in the Voice thread?
  • ftab
    ftab Posts: 1 Member
    boobs
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    My..*whisper*
  • Merrysailor5
    Merrysailor5 Posts: 1,424 Member
    my kneecaps
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member

    I Have A Magic Johnson.






    basketball card.


  • leasy1
    leasy1 Posts: 172 Member
    Ummmm nothing, I am the most awkwardly unsexiest person in the world, I can say if I tried being sexy I would scare people.

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