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AtticusFinch
AtticusFinch Posts: 1,262 Member
edited September 30 in Chit-Chat
This is a simple game – take a word and put an alternative meaning to it, as long as it’s funny. Funniest entries will be guffawed at, unfunny entries ridiculed.

Here are a few examples, (suggest you only play one at a time when it’s your turn):


Morass
Larger backside

Octogon
Dead Octopus

Rupee
Urine from a large marsupial

Nicotine
Arrest a teenager

Innacurate
Sex with a lower member of the clergy

Nottingham
Securing one’s pig

Gregorian
Man unsure of his name

Transexual
Seduction via hypnosis

Ostracised
Innoculated against disease borne by Ostriches

Nanometer
Device for counting Grannies
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  • TheGoktor
    TheGoktor Posts: 1,138 Member
    Polyfiller
    Parrot food

    Polygon
    Dead parrot

    (Will add more later!)
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    paramount
    having sex with a soldier

    jammier
    hearing sweet things

    mango
    getting divorced

    *kitten*
    orchestral employment
  • TheGoktor
    TheGoktor Posts: 1,138 Member
    Warehouse
    Man who turns into a building every full moon
  • BerryH
    BerryH Posts: 4,698 Member
    Oxymoron
    Someone who pays for oxygenated water

    Capability
    Being able to dress like Superman

    Tactic
    Spitting out a TicTac

    Feedback
    Putting the same coin back in a vending machine that keeps rejecting it

    Assurance
    Insurance for donkeys
  • agentblondie
    agentblondie Posts: 11
    Dismay
    lack of respect for 5th month of the year
  • BerryH
    BerryH Posts: 4,698 Member
    Standpoint
    What ballerinas do

    Defence
    The thing round de garden
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,262 Member
    TWINGE
    Identical siblings as pronounced by Sean Connery

    COUNTRYSIDE
    Offence of murdering Margaret Thatcher
  • agentblondie
    agentblondie Posts: 11
    Defence
    The thing round de garden

    hahaha! :-)
  • TheGoktor
    TheGoktor Posts: 1,138 Member
    Distress
    Goes well with dese shoes

    Misadventure
    Intrepid female explorer

    Hobnob
    An imp's penis

    Hobnob
    Method of switching on the stovetop
  • TheGoktor
    TheGoktor Posts: 1,138 Member
    *kitten*
    orchestral employment

    :laugh: :laugh:
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,262 Member
    CANADA
    Snake in a tin

    POLYMATH
    If Sally has two parrots and James has three parrots…
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,262 Member
    Favourites so far are Mango, Warehouse and Dismay.
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,262 Member
    NESSUN DORMA
    Japanese camper van

    JIHAD
    The cry of a Fundamentalist cowboy

    BERLUSCONI
    Sexy stripper dance with jam and clotted cream

    CHLAMYDIA
    A damp Stag
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member

    COUNTRYSIDE
    Offence of murdering Margaret Thatcher

    Hahahahahaha. That is inspired.

    AMERICAN
    Drunk metal container

    WARDROBE
    Violent clothing

    PANTIES
    Hot drink of Greek Gods
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,262 Member
    BINMEN
    Post-op transsexuals
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,262 Member
    POTTERY
    Cheap rip-off of JK Rowling’s saga

    DIAPHRAGM
    Drawing that features contraception

    PLATO
    Ancient washing-up liquid

    DESCARTES
    I’ve just been hit in the head by a cart

    PROLIFIC
    Very pleased to be anti-abortionist

    INSURRECTION
    Monetary compensation for erectile dysfunction
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    *kitten*
    Herby bread

    BALANCING
    Indian acrobat

    BENJAMIN
    English musician
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,262 Member

    COUNTRYSIDE
    Offence of murdering Margaret Thatcher

    Hahahahahaha. That is inspired.

    Agreed - think that was originally Stephen Fry's, say no more really
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,262 Member
    ATTITUDE
    What your dog did to my head gear
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    Agreed - think that was originally Stephen Fry's, say no more really

    Ahhh, makes sense. I do like Stephen Fry. Any person who calls grammar nazis pretentious pedants is alright by me.

    back on topic

    BALLROOM
    baggy underwear
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,262 Member
    INNUENDO
    Where to place a suppository

    SIESTA
    Esther, look !

    BORDEAUX
    Tired of French water now

    DIALOGUE
    Ryvita induced excrement

    ABYSMAL
    Shopping for Nuns

    SEXTANT
    Group orgy at Glastonbury
  • BerryH
    BerryH Posts: 4,698 Member
    INTENSE
    Where camping takes place

    MARSCAPONE
    Hide a small horse

    MATADOR
    What you wipe your feet on
  • TheGoktor
    TheGoktor Posts: 1,138 Member
    DENIAL
    Large river in Egypt
  • BerryH
    BerryH Posts: 4,698 Member
    INSURANCE
    Insects down the drain

    MOCCASIN
    To tease someone's immoral act

    KIPPER
    Sleepy person
  • TheGoktor
    TheGoktor Posts: 1,138 Member
    HORMONE
    Courtesan enjoying her job
  • HollieDoodles
    HollieDoodles Posts: 678 Member
    :laugh: ROFLMBO!!!! this thread is hilarious!

    Bouffant
    When you scare an elephant

    Message
    The era of messiness

    Bologna
    The area below your knees

    Toaster
    A device used by witches to stir a pot full of toes

    Goatee
    A special blend of tea created from the "unmentionable hairs" on the Argentinian Goats of the Hot Springs
  • TheGoktor
    TheGoktor Posts: 1,138 Member
    AMBUSH
    Bacon tree
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,262 Member
    :laugh: ROFLMBO!!!! this thread is hilarious!

    Thx Holly :wink: (I like BOUFFANT)
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,262 Member
    CURSORY
    Room used for learning swear words

    DICTAPHONE
    Neat party trick with a phone

    VULVA
    A safe Swedish option for towing a caravan

    APOLLO
    Roman God of Chicken
  • TheGoktor
    TheGoktor Posts: 1,138 Member
    APOLLO
    Roman God of Chicken

    Bwahahahaaaa!
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