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AtticusFinch
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This is a simple game – take a word and put an alternative meaning to it, as long as it’s funny. Funniest entries will be guffawed at, unfunny entries ridiculed.
Here are a few examples, (suggest you only play one at a time when it’s your turn):
Morass
Larger backside
Octogon
Dead Octopus
Rupee
Urine from a large marsupial
Nicotine
Arrest a teenager
Innacurate
Sex with a lower member of the clergy
Nottingham
Securing one’s pig
Gregorian
Man unsure of his name
Transexual
Seduction via hypnosis
Ostracised
Innoculated against disease borne by Ostriches
Nanometer
Device for counting Grannies
Here are a few examples, (suggest you only play one at a time when it’s your turn):
Morass
Larger backside
Octogon
Dead Octopus
Rupee
Urine from a large marsupial
Nicotine
Arrest a teenager
Innacurate
Sex with a lower member of the clergy
Nottingham
Securing one’s pig
Gregorian
Man unsure of his name
Transexual
Seduction via hypnosis
Ostracised
Innoculated against disease borne by Ostriches
Nanometer
Device for counting Grannies
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Polyfiller
Parrot food
Polygon
Dead parrot
(Will add more later!)0 -
paramount
having sex with a soldier
jammier
hearing sweet things
mango
getting divorced
*kitten*
orchestral employment0 -
Warehouse
Man who turns into a building every full moon0 -
Oxymoron
Someone who pays for oxygenated water
Capability
Being able to dress like Superman
Tactic
Spitting out a TicTac
Feedback
Putting the same coin back in a vending machine that keeps rejecting it
Assurance
Insurance for donkeys0 -
Dismay
lack of respect for 5th month of the year0 -
Standpoint
What ballerinas do
Defence
The thing round de garden0 -
TWINGE
Identical siblings as pronounced by Sean Connery
COUNTRYSIDE
Offence of murdering Margaret Thatcher0 -
Defence
The thing round de garden
hahaha! :-)0 -
Distress
Goes well with dese shoes
Misadventure
Intrepid female explorer
Hobnob
An imp's penis
Hobnob
Method of switching on the stovetop0 -
*kitten*
orchestral employment
:laugh: :laugh:0 -
CANADA
Snake in a tin
POLYMATH
If Sally has two parrots and James has three parrots…0 -
Favourites so far are Mango, Warehouse and Dismay.0
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NESSUN DORMA
Japanese camper van
JIHAD
The cry of a Fundamentalist cowboy
BERLUSCONI
Sexy stripper dance with jam and clotted cream
CHLAMYDIA
A damp Stag0 -
COUNTRYSIDE
Offence of murdering Margaret Thatcher
Hahahahahaha. That is inspired.
AMERICAN
Drunk metal container
WARDROBE
Violent clothing
PANTIES
Hot drink of Greek Gods0 -
BINMEN
Post-op transsexuals0 -
POTTERY
Cheap rip-off of JK Rowling’s saga
DIAPHRAGM
Drawing that features contraception
PLATO
Ancient washing-up liquid
DESCARTES
I’ve just been hit in the head by a cart
PROLIFIC
Very pleased to be anti-abortionist
INSURRECTION
Monetary compensation for erectile dysfunction0 -
*kitten*
Herby bread
BALANCING
Indian acrobat
BENJAMIN
English musician0 -
COUNTRYSIDE
Offence of murdering Margaret Thatcher
Hahahahahaha. That is inspired.
Agreed - think that was originally Stephen Fry's, say no more really0 -
ATTITUDE
What your dog did to my head gear0 -
Agreed - think that was originally Stephen Fry's, say no more really
Ahhh, makes sense. I do like Stephen Fry. Any person who calls grammar nazis pretentious pedants is alright by me.
back on topic
BALLROOM
baggy underwear0
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