Common words that make you giggle

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  • Stepping_Stone
    Stepping_Stone Posts: 22 Member
    That's what she said.
  • HooperDrivesTheBoatChief
    HooperDrivesTheBoatChief Posts: 252 Member
    heidishmidi wrote: »
    Stepping_Stone wrote: »
    So what you all are saying is that you don't like beavers with creamed kumquat spread all over it because it might squirt moist juice all over the ham. I guess if some of it sloshed on your friend's plate full of succulent food it could cause a real pickle. They might get mad enough to snatch the whole thing out of your hands & throw it down a shaft. You would really be screwed then, you would probably think they were a real nut to do something like that though.

    Oh god, moist juice all over the ham

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    So hot
  • canadianlbs
    canadianlbs Posts: 5,199 Member
    robhod1 wrote: »
    Flange

    oooh, look at this http://abitoffryandlaurie.co.uk/sketches/flushed_grollings

    i'm picky and prissy about lots of words. but 'knob' cracks me up.
  • _pi3_
    _pi3_ Posts: 2,311 Member
    Pickle juice
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    This thread is so tame, my mind is so far in the gutter
  • _pi3_
    _pi3_ Posts: 2,311 Member
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    This thread is so tame, my mind is so far in the gutter

    What are they
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
    edited July 2017
    @Vikka_V wrote: »
    This thread is so tame, my mind is so far in the gutter

    What kind of common words would be that far into the gutter? Are there words in the King's English that are not known to many?
  • LittleLionHeart1
    LittleLionHeart1 Posts: 3,655 Member
    edited July 2017
    tweeters Not mine silly............................. The kind in 2-way, & 3-way speaker enclosures.
    Stepping_Stone wrote: »
    So what you all are saying is that you don't like beaver TWEETERS with creamed kumquat spread all over it because it might squirt moist juice all over the ham. I guess if some of it sloshed on your friend's plate full of succulent food it could cause a real pickle. They might get mad enough to snatch the whole thing out of your hands & throw it down a shaft. You would really be screwed then, you would probably think they were a real nut to do something like that though.

  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    forward0backward wrote: »
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    This thread is so tame, my mind is so far in the gutter

    What are they
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    This thread is so tame, my mind is so far in the gutter

    What kind of common words would be that far into the gutter? Are there words in the King's English that are not known to many?


    If you guys can't come up with any examples I'm not going to be the one to corrupt your vocabulary!

    I'll let you leave it up to your imagination...

    @SomebodyWakeUpHIcks if your imagination cannot come up with anything, I applaud your pristine usage of "The King's English".
  • _pi3_
    _pi3_ Posts: 2,311 Member
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    forward0backward wrote: »
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    This thread is so tame, my mind is so far in the gutter

    What are they
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    This thread is so tame, my mind is so far in the gutter

    What kind of common words would be that far into the gutter? Are there words in the King's English that are not known to many?


    If you guys can't come up with any examples I'm not going to be the one to corrupt your vocabulary!

    I'll let you leave it up to your imagination...

    @SomebodyWakeUpHIcks if your imagination cannot come up with anything, I applaud your pristine usage of "The King's English".

    Mkay nah
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Pubic Bone
    together and separate! :lol:
  • beagletracks
    beagletracks Posts: 6,034 Member
    Dongle
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    peppermintpudgy wrote: »
    Dongle

    :smile:
  • beagletracks
    beagletracks Posts: 6,034 Member
    heidishmidi wrote: »
    peppermintpudgy wrote: »
    Dongle

    :smile:

    That was dedicated to you! Your dongle post cracked me up. :D
  • LittleLionHeart1
    LittleLionHeart1 Posts: 3,655 Member
    peppermintpudgy wrote: »
    Dongle

    Thanks for loaning me the Donger
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  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    peppermintpudgy wrote: »
    heidishmidi wrote: »
    peppermintpudgy wrote: »
    Dongle

    :smile:

    That was dedicated to you! Your dongle post cracked me up. :D

    :kissing_heart:

  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Pork

    it's both a verb and a noun
  • HooperDrivesTheBoatChief
    HooperDrivesTheBoatChief Posts: 252 Member
    Tallywacker
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    *kitten*
    *kitten*
    *kitten*
    *kitten*
    *kitten*
    *kitten*.. :D

    Boner ..no bone there
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    @forward0backward wrote: »
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    forward0backward wrote: »
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    This thread is so tame, my mind is so far in the gutter

    What are they
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    This thread is so tame, my mind is so far in the gutter

    What kind of common words would be that far into the gutter? Are there words in the King's English that are not known to many?


    If you guys can't come up with any examples I'm not going to be the one to corrupt your vocabulary!

    I'll let you leave it up to your imagination...

    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks if your imagination cannot come up with anything, I applaud your pristine usage of "The King's English".

    Mkay nah

    My mind is in the gutter when I hear....

    First to come to mind words:

    - tea bag
    - snatch
    - snapper
    - sauce
    - blow
    - nuggets
    - spluge
    - package

    Phrases I guess?:

    - "Taylor Swift" (South Park reference)
    - "I love animals" (South Park again)

    (I'm sure I'll come up with more)

    I always giggle a bit even just internally...I amuse myself

    I'm a child I tell you!



  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    We have a store that is similar to Costco called BJ's. Everytime I say I'm going to BJ's to anyone, I giggle internally. sometimes out loud.

    I'm super perverted so most words can end up being dirty in my mind. lol

    load
    wad
    seed

    ❤️Thank you!! I don't feel so alone in my perviness anymore!
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    I'm waiting until I come up with another list of 10 words or phrases, then I'll unload them on you guys!
  • LifeIs420
    LifeIs420 Posts: 150 Member
    uranus
  • _pi3_
    _pi3_ Posts: 2,311 Member
    Thrust is one that I just thought of. Lol
  • SEAHORSES4EVER
    SEAHORSES4EVER Posts: 1,553 Member
    Flange
  • beagletracks
    beagletracks Posts: 6,034 Member
    Turd
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Weenus
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Johnson
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    Johnson

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  • Tomm88
    Tomm88 Posts: 733 Member
    Crusty and ring, separate they're OK but together

    And the Olympic lifts
    The snatch and the clean and jerk

    Who the hell even thought of calling them those names....
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