What is the person above hiding in their closet?

Huge comic book collection (Marvel,DC,Conan magazines),

Masters of the universe action figures (He-man, Skeletor, Beastman,Man-at-arms,Tela,Man-e-faces, Ram-man, Battle cat) w/ Castle Greyskull,

G.I. Joe action figures (cobra commander, destro, snake eyes, zartan, tomax and xamot)

Star Wars action figures ( Luke Skywalker hoth, Luke Skywalker Jedi, Luke Skywalker x-wing, Han Solo hoth , Princess Leia Hoth, Princess Leia bounty hunter, Chewbacca, R2-D2, C3PO, jawa, Darth Vader, royal guard, storm trooper, Boba Fett, Slave 1, Hammerhead, tie-fighter)

Advanced Dungeons and Dragons Dungeon masters guide
Players handbook
Monster Manuel 2
2 sets of red crystal dice in a green Crown Royal Apple bag

A even bigger closet

Nude pics of her neighbor

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An empty jar that is missing a collection of belly button lint. Apparently someone stole it.

Pizza

Condoms

Pictures of pùssys

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The ashes of her twelve deceased husbands

Ohhh sheeeet a treasure trove of adult toys..

Christmas presents. Maybe one for me.

Now I'm stressed about shopping. I hate it that much.

Haha. Don't worry about it