If you saw the person above in a coffee shop, what would you do?

Get in line for the donuts

Let her teach me how to French kiss and be sexy

Watch these people kissing each other as I'm eating a donut.

Ask for an iced mocha latte

Tell him to order a caramel macchiato because it doesn't exist and watch as the barista gets peeved

Just ignore him and go on with my day

Smile and say hi... Then tell them about the toilet paper stuck to their shoe

Take her out of there fast as I could

CoffeeAndContour wrote: »

Chase them and make them talk to me

Now that's funny lol

Umm yeah