If you saw the person above in a coffee shop, what would you do?

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Sit on his lap and lick the donut icing on his lip .. :p
  • haylerocks
    haylerocks Posts: 620 Member
    Let her teach me how to French kiss and be sexy
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
    Watch her try to be sexy but fall short of jo
  • SwedishSarah
    SwedishSarah Posts: 4,350 Member
    Watch these people kissing each other as I'm eating a donut.
  • BrendanMcGroarty
    BrendanMcGroarty Posts: 945 Member
    Offer her coffee for her doughnut.
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
    Ask for an iced mocha latte
  • DasItMan91
    DasItMan91 Posts: 5,753 Member
    edited July 2017
    Ask what would she recommend
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
    Tell him to order a caramel macchiato because it doesn't exist and watch as the barista gets peeved
  • BrendanMcGroarty
    BrendanMcGroarty Posts: 945 Member
    Make her the world's first caramel macchiato
  • haylerocks
    haylerocks Posts: 620 Member
    Just ignore him and go on with my day
  • saysmile1515
    saysmile1515 Posts: 17 Member
    Smile nicely and go on with Im fine day
  • LonniJay
    LonniJay Posts: 3,740 Member
    Smile and say hi... Then tell them about the toilet paper stuck to their shoe
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    *incoming donut* doink..right on the cheek..
    :*
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    Take her out of there fast as I could ;)
  • saysmile1515
    saysmile1515 Posts: 17 Member
    Run out of there
  • haylerocks
    haylerocks Posts: 620 Member
    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    Chase them and make them talk to me :D

    Now that's funny lol
  • saysmile1515
    saysmile1515 Posts: 17 Member
    haylerocks wrote: »
    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    Chase them and make them talk to me :D

    Now that's funny lol

    Wow really.
  • haylerocks
    haylerocks Posts: 620 Member
    Umm yeah
  • TsitoB
    TsitoB Posts: 505 Member
    Ask her what her favorite donut is so I can give it a try
  • haylerocks
    haylerocks Posts: 620 Member
    TsitoB wrote: »
    Ask her what her favorite donut is so I can give it a try

    I don't like donuts
  • TsitoB
    TsitoB Posts: 505 Member
    Not even once in a long while??? What about them do you not like
  • haylerocks
    haylerocks Posts: 620 Member
    TsitoB wrote: »
    Not even once in a long while??? What about them do you not like

    Idk just don't
  • TsitoB
    TsitoB Posts: 505 Member
    edited July 2017
    Okay then I would ask what her favorite treat is
  • saysmile1515
    saysmile1515 Posts: 17 Member
    edited July 2017
    TsitoB wrote: »
    Ask her what her favorite donut is so I can give it a try

    Watch out she might chase you if you run
  • haylerocks
    haylerocks Posts: 620 Member
    TsitoB wrote: »
    Okay then I would ask what her favorite treat is

    I like a lot of things so you can't ask what my favorite anything is
  • TsitoB
    TsitoB Posts: 505 Member
    I would politely tell her she is way too cool for me and walk away
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Say hi, ask him why he's familiar? Do I know you? Ask if he'd like to go for a real drink..
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    Smile awkwardly; "G'day, um, um, um, Mate...there we go. Your mother tongue is harder than I thought!"
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    zcb94 wrote: »
    Smile awkwardly; "G'day, um, um, um, Mate...there we go. Your mother tongue is harder than I thought!"

    Say g'day mate , how are ya?
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    Respond just as awkwardly as before, then buy us some coffee to enjoy while we schedule that language tutorial I so badly need. Can @bigaussieguy come along as an extra helper too?

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