Hitting on women at Subway

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  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    Melmel0116 wrote: »
    It depends. Do you have a foot long or nah?

    I am so mad you beat me to this.

    depending on the answer there might be enough for both of you

    They do typically cut the footlong in half so you can have two 6". Who knew you were supposed to share instead of stuffing them both in your mouth at the same time.
  • MrStabbems
    MrStabbems Posts: 3,110 Member
    so that's what tossing the salad means
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Women love it man. In fact I've got a good story about a girl my bro and me picked up at Subway one time.

    Tell it, ya tease
  • captainfantastic94
    captainfantastic94 Posts: 1,745 Member
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Women love it man. In fact I've got a good story about a girl my bro and me picked up at Subway one time.

    Tell it, ya tease

    Last time he told it we lost the bro thread
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Women love it man. In fact I've got a good story about a girl my bro and me picked up at Subway one time.

    Tell it, ya tease

    Last time he told it we lost the bro thread

    There's gotta be a code we can use. How's your pig latin @Caporegiem
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
    Every time I'm in there, the women are being asked if they want 6 inches or 12 inches, cut or uncut.

    Maybe they simply ask if they want Jew or Gentile .
  • patrick_star_trek
    patrick_star_trek Posts: 1,386 Member
    Ok, so...no?
  • nolan44219
    nolan44219 Posts: 1,221 Member
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Melmel0116 wrote: »
    It depends. Do you have a foot long or nah?

    I am so mad you beat me to this.

    depending on the answer there might be enough for both of you

    They do typically cut the footlong in half so you can have two 6". Who knew you were supposed to share instead of stuffing them both in your mouth at the same time.

    Is that what you and your bro did??

    I prefer to keep it intact so I know who is going to be dating material

    Subway should also give out free credit scores to help eliminate the bad ones.

    I've always felt like credit scores were overrated and oral skills were underated.
  • captainfantastic94
    captainfantastic94 Posts: 1,745 Member
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Melmel0116 wrote: »
    It depends. Do you have a foot long or nah?

    I am so mad you beat me to this.

    depending on the answer there might be enough for both of you

    They do typically cut the footlong in half so you can have two 6". Who knew you were supposed to share instead of stuffing them both in your mouth at the same time.

    Is that what you and your bro did??

    I prefer to keep it intact so I know who is going to be dating material

    Subway should also give out free credit scores to help eliminate the bad ones.

    I've always felt like credit scores were overrated and oral skills were underated.

    "Mr banker did you see how I handled that footlong sub? Can i get a loan for that car now?"
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Melmel0116 wrote: »
    It depends. Do you have a foot long or nah?

    I am so mad you beat me to this.

    depending on the answer there might be enough for both of you

    They do typically cut the footlong in half so you can have two 6". Who knew you were supposed to share instead of stuffing them both in your mouth at the same time.

    Is that what you and your bro did??

    I prefer to keep it intact so I know who is going to be dating material

    Subway should also give out free credit scores to help eliminate the bad ones.

    I've always felt like credit scores were overrated and oral skills were underated.

    So they should also have spelling bees at Subway?
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    edited July 2017
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Melmel0116 wrote: »
    It depends. Do you have a foot long or nah?

    I am so mad you beat me to this.

    depending on the answer there might be enough for both of you

    They do typically cut the footlong in half so you can have two 6". Who knew you were supposed to share instead of stuffing them both in your mouth at the same time.

    Is that what you and your bro did??

    I prefer to keep it intact so I know who is going to be dating material

    Subway should also give out free credit scores to help eliminate the bad ones.

    Chipotle use to do that with their giant burritos but then an outbreak occurred. You can't always trust good credit.

    I heard about the Chipotle burrito herpe outbreak of 2012, that was ugly. The burrito may be gone but the herps are a constant reminder.
  • nolan44219
    nolan44219 Posts: 1,221 Member
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Melmel0116 wrote: »
    It depends. Do you have a foot long or nah?

    I am so mad you beat me to this.

    depending on the answer there might be enough for both of you

    They do typically cut the footlong in half so you can have two 6". Who knew you were supposed to share instead of stuffing them both in your mouth at the same time.

    Is that what you and your bro did??

    I prefer to keep it intact so I know who is going to be dating material

    Subway should also give out free credit scores to help eliminate the bad ones.

    I've always felt like credit scores were overrated and oral skills were underated.

    "Mr banker did you see how I handled that footlong sub? Can i get a loan for that car now?"

    I'm your banker and I'm into mfp guys. "I did see how you handled it! Now can you rediminstrate on a 6 inch while I go over the terms of your loan".
  • captainfantastic94
    captainfantastic94 Posts: 1,745 Member
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Melmel0116 wrote: »
    It depends. Do you have a foot long or nah?

    I am so mad you beat me to this.

    depending on the answer there might be enough for both of you

    They do typically cut the footlong in half so you can have two 6". Who knew you were supposed to share instead of stuffing them both in your mouth at the same time.

    Is that what you and your bro did??

    I prefer to keep it intact so I know who is going to be dating material

    Subway should also give out free credit scores to help eliminate the bad ones.

    I've always felt like credit scores were overrated and oral skills were underated.

    "Mr banker did you see how I handled that footlong sub? Can i get a loan for that car now?"

    I'm your banker and I'm into mfp guys. "I did see how you handled it! Now can you rediminstrate on a 6 inch while I go over the terms of your loan".

    *pulls out six inch sub* "i knew i would need this later"
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Women love it man. In fact I've got a good story about a girl my bro and me picked up at Subway one time.

    Is her name Tiffany?

    What other kind of girl are you gonna pick up at Subway? Of course she was a Tiffany.
  • patrick_star_trek
    patrick_star_trek Posts: 1,386 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    @patrick_star_trek
    I got hit on once at Subway. It was the girl making my $5 footlong tuna salad. Strangest conversation

    See...it happens!!