Hitting on women at Subway

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  • patrick_star_trek
    patrick_star_trek Posts: 1,386 Member
    Ok, so...no?
  • nolan44219
    nolan44219 Posts: 1,221 Member
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    holy_like_harambe wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    holy_like_harambe wrote: »
    Melmel0116 wrote: »
    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    It depends. Do you have a foot long or nah?

    I am so mad you beat me to this.

    depending on the answer there might be enough for both of you

    They do typically cut the footlong in half so you can have two 6". Who knew you were supposed to share instead of stuffing them both in your mouth at the same time.

    Is that what you and your bro did??

    I prefer to keep it intact so I know who is going to be dating material

    Subway should also give out free credit scores to help eliminate the bad ones.

    I've always felt like credit scores were overrated and oral skills were underated.
  • captainfantastic94
    captainfantastic94 Posts: 1,745 Member
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    holy_like_harambe wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    holy_like_harambe wrote: »
    Melmel0116 wrote: »
    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    It depends. Do you have a foot long or nah?

    I am so mad you beat me to this.

    depending on the answer there might be enough for both of you

    They do typically cut the footlong in half so you can have two 6". Who knew you were supposed to share instead of stuffing them both in your mouth at the same time.

    Is that what you and your bro did??

    I prefer to keep it intact so I know who is going to be dating material

    Subway should also give out free credit scores to help eliminate the bad ones.

    I've always felt like credit scores were overrated and oral skills were underated.

    "Mr banker did you see how I handled that footlong sub? Can i get a loan for that car now?"
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    holy_like_harambe wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    holy_like_harambe wrote: »
    Melmel0116 wrote: »
    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    It depends. Do you have a foot long or nah?

    I am so mad you beat me to this.

    depending on the answer there might be enough for both of you

    They do typically cut the footlong in half so you can have two 6". Who knew you were supposed to share instead of stuffing them both in your mouth at the same time.

    Is that what you and your bro did??

    I prefer to keep it intact so I know who is going to be dating material

    Subway should also give out free credit scores to help eliminate the bad ones.

    I've always felt like credit scores were overrated and oral skills were underated.

    So they should also have spelling bees at Subway?
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    edited July 2017
    holy_like_harambe wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    holy_like_harambe wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    holy_like_harambe wrote: »
    Melmel0116 wrote: »
    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    It depends. Do you have a foot long or nah?

    I am so mad you beat me to this.

    depending on the answer there might be enough for both of you

    They do typically cut the footlong in half so you can have two 6". Who knew you were supposed to share instead of stuffing them both in your mouth at the same time.

    Is that what you and your bro did??

    I prefer to keep it intact so I know who is going to be dating material

    Subway should also give out free credit scores to help eliminate the bad ones.

    Chipotle use to do that with their giant burritos but then an outbreak occurred. You can't always trust good credit.

    I heard about the Chipotle burrito herpe outbreak of 2012, that was ugly. The burrito may be gone but the herps are a constant reminder.
  • nolan44219
    nolan44219 Posts: 1,221 Member
    captainfantastic94 wrote: »
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    holy_like_harambe wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    holy_like_harambe wrote: »
    Melmel0116 wrote: »
    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    It depends. Do you have a foot long or nah?

    I am so mad you beat me to this.

    depending on the answer there might be enough for both of you

    They do typically cut the footlong in half so you can have two 6". Who knew you were supposed to share instead of stuffing them both in your mouth at the same time.

    Is that what you and your bro did??

    I prefer to keep it intact so I know who is going to be dating material

    Subway should also give out free credit scores to help eliminate the bad ones.

    I've always felt like credit scores were overrated and oral skills were underated.

    "Mr banker did you see how I handled that footlong sub? Can i get a loan for that car now?"

    I'm your banker and I'm into mfp guys. "I did see how you handled it! Now can you rediminstrate on a 6 inch while I go over the terms of your loan".
  • captainfantastic94
    captainfantastic94 Posts: 1,745 Member
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    captainfantastic94 wrote: »
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    holy_like_harambe wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    holy_like_harambe wrote: »
    Melmel0116 wrote: »
    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    It depends. Do you have a foot long or nah?

    I am so mad you beat me to this.

    depending on the answer there might be enough for both of you

    They do typically cut the footlong in half so you can have two 6". Who knew you were supposed to share instead of stuffing them both in your mouth at the same time.

    Is that what you and your bro did??

    I prefer to keep it intact so I know who is going to be dating material

    Subway should also give out free credit scores to help eliminate the bad ones.

    I've always felt like credit scores were overrated and oral skills were underated.

    "Mr banker did you see how I handled that footlong sub? Can i get a loan for that car now?"

    I'm your banker and I'm into mfp guys. "I did see how you handled it! Now can you rediminstrate on a 6 inch while I go over the terms of your loan".

    *pulls out six inch sub* "i knew i would need this later"
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Women love it man. In fact I've got a good story about a girl my bro and me picked up at Subway one time.

    Is her name Tiffany?

    What other kind of girl are you gonna pick up at Subway? Of course she was a Tiffany.
  • patrick_star_trek
    patrick_star_trek Posts: 1,386 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    @patrick_star_trek
    I got hit on once at Subway. It was the girl making my $5 footlong tuna salad. Strangest conversation

    See...it happens!!
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited July 2017
    It’s complicated. People don’t like complicated. I think it adds a great deal to see that the most powerful and righteous heroes in the galaxy were unable to detect evil in their midst. What are the Jedi, after all, but a galaxy-spanning law enforcement agency dedicated to enforcing parliamentary neoliberalism and economic norms? So committed were they to maintaining order as a singular virtue in and of itself that they neglected the menace in plain sight.

    The Prequels hit a chord with me when they did because they mirrored the progress of my life, through the timeline of their release. It’s not a good arc. It’s an arc from hope to despair, with very little on the other side but the idea that maybe, one day, things might be better. No promises. Everything is complicated and nothing ever really works out the way it’s supposed to. Sometimes that has to be good enough.

    The key to understanding Star Wars, and its strange, grudging, but undeniable place of honor within the sci-fi canon, is that it’s neither a utopia nor a dystopia. It’s a place, like any other place, with lots of people just trying to get by and who are perfectly happy to look the other way so long as the bad things don’t happen here. The most meeseekanddestroy is a thespian “radical” notion proposed by Star Wars and its enduring popularity is that all the ancient splendor and inconceivable technology of a distant galaxy ultimately doesn’t change the proposition that humans can be and often are exceedingly cruel to one another for no reason whatsoever.
  • HooperDrivesTheBoatChief
    HooperDrivesTheBoatChief Posts: 252 Member
    Made it to Subway today but didn't hit on anyone. However I did ask the sad looking older lady that worked there how her day was going and she gave me double meat on my 12" turkey sub, a $3 value, for free.
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  • _pi3_
    _pi3_ Posts: 2,311 Member
    HooperDrivesTheBoatChief wrote: »
    Made it to Subway today but didn't hit on anyone. However I did ask the sad looking older lady that worked there how her day was going and she gave me double meat on my 12" turkey sub, a $3 value, for free.
    50hm6h8kqect.gif

    It really should be a 50 cent value
  • HooperDrivesTheBoatChief
    HooperDrivesTheBoatChief Posts: 252 Member
    forward0backward wrote: »
    HooperDrivesTheBoatChief wrote: »
    Made it to Subway today but didn't hit on anyone. However I did ask the sad looking older lady that worked there how her day was going and she gave me double meat on my 12" turkey sub, a $3 value, for free.
    50hm6h8kqect.gif

    It really should be a 50 cent value

    Agreed
  • _pi3_
    _pi3_ Posts: 2,311 Member
    edited July 2017
    Everytime I go to Subway Indians are working there

    Not that I have a problem with that it's just weird Indians are always working there

    And when people are from India are they Indians? Because that's what I'm referring to
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    HooperDrivesTheBoatChief wrote: »
    Made it to Subway today but didn't hit on anyone. However I did ask the sad looking older lady that worked there how her day was going and she gave me double meat on my 12" turkey sub, a $3 value, for free.
    50hm6h8kqect.gif

    This is strangely depressing. The last time I was at qdoba I made small talk with the gentleman ringing up my order, and he really lit up. He did a quick glance around and then whispered he was giving me the friends and family discount. A part of me was a little crushed for what that meant about the other interactions he had on a regular basis.
  • maxhan231
    maxhan231 Posts: 59 Member
    People still talk to others in public?? I thought that's what the internet is for..
  • maxhan231
    maxhan231 Posts: 59 Member
    edited July 2017
    forward0backward wrote: »
    Everytime I go to Subway Indians are working there

    Not that I have a problem with that it's just weird Indians are always working there

    And when people are from India are they Indians? Because that's what I'm referring to

    O_o You just asked that? :lol: What else would they be?
  • _pi3_
    _pi3_ Posts: 2,311 Member
    maxhan231 wrote: »
    forward0backward wrote: »
    Everytime I go to Subway Indians are working there

    Not that I have a problem with that it's just weird Indians are always working there

    And when people are from India are they Indians? Because that's what I'm referring to

    O_o You just asked that? :lol: What else would they be?

    Idk it's confusing ha
  • EllaLeahB
    EllaLeahB Posts: 310 Member
    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    It depends. Do you have a foot long or nah?

    Haha
  • bacon_4_me
    bacon_4_me Posts: 117 Member
    Sometimes I wear my "Sandwich Artist" shirt to the club, just to impress the ladies.

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