Guess the Occupation of the Person Above You

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  • BW__NOT
    BW__NOT Posts: 807 Member
    My customer
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    Pizza tosser
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    SnapChat filter creator!
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    For a small fee he will break in your full dentures for you so that they feel more "natural".
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    He and his family all work for the comedian Gallagher!

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  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    Sensors romance novels. He goes to bookstores and reads them first and crosses out all the sex parts with a sharpee, then puts them back on the shelf.
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    He makes bobble head dolls and tries to sell them on ebay.
  • aracely2224
    aracely2224 Posts: 1,070 Member
    Pandemonium_ wrote: »
    Professional masseuse. So good, she's been able to specialize. She only does right buttocks and left hamstrings. Seems ridiculous, but once you've been rubbed by her (in her specialty areas), you'll understand.

    Hilarious 😂

  • aracely2224
    aracely2224 Posts: 1,070 Member
    Personal Trainer 🏋🏼‍♂️
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Personal Rainer. For a small fee she will follow you around and rain on your parade. Head getting too big? Feeling just a little too smug? Not to worry, with just a few words she will be happy to remind you of your failings. She offers packages. The most popular is the two pegs down package.
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    part time magician
    part time brain surgeon, but only operates on the frontal lobe
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    She builds statues out of gum wrappers!
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    Taxidermy
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    Playdoh sculptor
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Lounge singer
  • halflingpie
    halflingpie Posts: 1,582 Member
    Professional Spelling Bee Announcer
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    Youtuber with a gaming Channel
  • halflingpie
    halflingpie Posts: 1,582 Member
    Oh that hurts. I didn't realize you had such a low opinion of me. ;p

    Costumed Sherpa for a kids version of climbing Mt Everest in a Christmas Village Tourist trap on Route 66
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Cowboy.. yeeehaw 🤠
  • estepicursor
    estepicursor Posts: 500 Member
    professional wrestling agent
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    estepicursor wrote: »
    professional wrestling agent

    Ding ding winner.. what gave it away?

    Avon rep :D
  • halflingpie
    halflingpie Posts: 1,582 Member
    Illegal fireworks distributor
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    He is the human internet. Tired of modern electronic addiction of our world, he has sought to turn back the clock to when people did things for themselves. And so he became the human internet. Basically, ask him a question and he will go and research it for you using only books or interviewing subject matter experts, then return to you days later with the information you seek.
  • aracely2224
    aracely2224 Posts: 1,070 Member
    Pandemonium_ wrote: »
    Personal Rainer. For a small fee she will follow you around and rain on your parade. Head getting too big? Feeling just a little too smug? Not to worry, with just a few words she will be happy to remind you of your failings. She offers packages. The most popular is the two pegs down package.

    😂😂


    Professional Bodyguard
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Professional lacer. Anything to do with laces? Shes your girl. She will lace your boots, help the ladies pick out lacey undergarments, even lace your illegal substances with baby powder.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Taxidermist
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    She runs a weight loss service that she claims is better than mfp. She will come to your house, take selfies with you, eat all your junk food (so you can't), then eat your lunch. She will say things like 10/10, would bang, excellent! and instruct you that lose is not spelled loose. To complete your session she will steal your wallet and run just fast enough for you to almost catch her for thirty minutes.
  • KimberlinaB
    KimberlinaB Posts: 4,018 Member
    Sitcom writer
  • aracely2224
    aracely2224 Posts: 1,070 Member
    Model
  • very_californian
    very_californian Posts: 97 Member
    High Roller Casino Hostess

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