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shenanigans_
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The guy directly behind me types like a psycho. He literally pounds on his keyboard.
The first day I worked here I thought maybe he was doing it to be funny but nope. Reminds me of Rowlf the Dog from the Muppets but way less cute.
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Jesus, you know Steve????5
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shenanigans_ wrote: »The guy directly behind me types like a psycho. He literally pounds on his keyboard.
The first day I worked here I thought maybe he was doing it to be funny but nope. Reminds me of Rowlf the Dog from the Muppets but way less cute.
The guy that sits next to me is a angry typer as well. He also eats at his desk and has food-gasms.0 -
@patrick_star_trek wrote: »Jesus, you know Steve????
Jesus knows Steve. Not sure about Mohammad. You may want to ask him.0 -
She never emails me directly, even if it's a project that I'm working on. She always emails the information I need to my supervisor, who then has to forward it to me.0
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She talks to herself and slams things around when she is upset Her shaking her head back and forth. "I know, I know, I know." She is answering her own thoughts out loud and does not even know it. OMG every fing day.0
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I literally had to ask to relocate my desk because of this guy. Insanely loud typing and talking.
Just a general douche canoe.1 -
She is well past retirement age & hasn't been healthy enough to effectively do her job in 2-3 years! Constantly "out" causing the supervisor to cover & be unavailable for any other needs. And, when she is at work, the supervisor spends multiple days per week with her, so as to "not wear her out". She has missed up to 9 consecutive weeks, causing me & another nurse to have to cancel previously planned & approved time off/vacations!0
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Dang, I'm one of those typers. I learned to type on an old 1950's era manual typewriter and actually used to do typing competitions with it. Over time we now have these chicklet style keyboards and I typically go through a keyboard every other year or so. Still trying to get used to these light plastic keyboards. Luckily, I work from home so I was able to find a great keyboard that can stand up to my pounding but still tricky when I'm on conference calls. Regularly get requests to mute. So, on behalf of all the board pounders out there, I apologize, especially if I've recently taken pre-workout! Don't worry, it'll wear off soon I think. lol8
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- She has an extremely annoying voice, which I hear constantly because she talks to herself, out loud, all freakin' day;
- She's constantly telling me I didn't give her something (which I know I did), makes a big deal out of it, then never says anything when she finds it.
- Never bothers to look into anything or try to find answers about anything; just asks me! Like it's my job. She's been here long enough to know where to look, but just doesn't bother.
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She chomps on kettle chips with her mouth open.1
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There idiots. They are fake and are always in my biz. Don't got my back in the shop and alway talking *kitten* about other stylist to there clients only sweet talk me when they have a client that's difficult and want to dump them on me.0
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Co-worker to the right yawns constantly, cracks his knuckles and chews with his mouth open.0
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bootyful79 wrote: »shenanigans_ wrote: »The guy directly behind me types like a psycho. He literally pounds on his keyboard.
The first day I worked here I thought maybe he was doing it to be funny but nope. Reminds me of Rowlf the Dog from the Muppets but way less cute.
The guy that sits next to me is a angry typer as well. He also eats at his desk and has food-gasms.
this is all me I am a harder typer (heavy handed) and heavy foot lol and also eat at my desk I try not to eat stinky foods, like seafood or burritos lol0 -
shenanigans_ wrote: »The guy directly behind me types like a psycho. He literally pounds on his keyboard.
The first day I worked here I thought maybe he was doing it to be funny but nope. Reminds me of Rowlf the Dog from the Muppets but way less cute.
Tell him to post asmr videos on youchoob. The sound of typing makes me tingly.2 -
I have a coworker who babbles to herself in an "outside" voice as she walks the halls and always seems about near a panic attack for something on which she is behind schedule.0
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Dang, I'm one of those typers. I learned to type on an old 1950's era manual typewriter and actually used to do typing competitions with it. Over time we now have these chicklet style keyboards and I typically go through a keyboard every other year or so. Still trying to get used to these light plastic keyboards. Luckily, I work from home so I was able to find a great keyboard that can stand up to my pounding but still tricky when I'm on conference calls. Regularly get requests to mute. So, on behalf of all the board pounders out there, I apologize, especially if I've recently taken pre-workout! Don't worry, it'll wear off soon I think. lol
lol At least you admit it!1 -
bootyful79 wrote: »shenanigans_ wrote: »The guy directly behind me types like a psycho. He literally pounds on his keyboard.
The first day I worked here I thought maybe he was doing it to be funny but nope. Reminds me of Rowlf the Dog from the Muppets but way less cute.
The guy that sits next to me is a angry typer as well. He also eats at his desk and has food-gasms.
this is all me I am a harder typer (heavy handed) and heavy foot lol and also eat at my desk I try not to eat stinky foods, like seafood or burritos lol
I don't mind that he eats at his desk but the lip smacking and 'MMMMMM"s and "Oh man"s are a bit over the top and sometimes awkward.2 -
bootyful79 wrote: »bootyful79 wrote: »shenanigans_ wrote: »The guy directly behind me types like a psycho. He literally pounds on his keyboard.
The first day I worked here I thought maybe he was doing it to be funny but nope. Reminds me of Rowlf the Dog from the Muppets but way less cute.
The guy that sits next to me is a angry typer as well. He also eats at his desk and has food-gasms.
this is all me I am a harder typer (heavy handed) and heavy foot lol and also eat at my desk I try not to eat stinky foods, like seafood or burritos lol
I don't mind that he eats at his desk but the lip smacking and 'MMMMMM"s and "Oh man"s are a bit over the top and sometimes awkward.
Next time this happens just try to remind yourself that people in Ethiopia haven't eaten since like 1984. Before long you'll be making the same noises!4 -
TeacupsAndToning wrote: »heidishmidi wrote: »bootyful79 wrote: »bootyful79 wrote: »shenanigans_ wrote: »The guy directly behind me types like a psycho. He literally pounds on his keyboard.
The first day I worked here I thought maybe he was doing it to be funny but nope. Reminds me of Rowlf the Dog from the Muppets but way less cute.
The guy that sits next to me is a angry typer as well. He also eats at his desk and has food-gasms.
this is all me I am a harder typer (heavy handed) and heavy foot lol and also eat at my desk I try not to eat stinky foods, like seafood or burritos lol
I don't mind that he eats at his desk but the lip smacking and 'MMMMMM"s and "Oh man"s are a bit over the top and sometimes awkward.
Next time this happens just try to remind yourself that people in Ethiopia haven't eaten since like 1984. Before long you'll be making the same noises!
Or just do it right back at him. Just turn your chair to face him and stare him in the eyes while eating your food. No blinking.
A little lizard tongue action on the food intensifies the awkwardness. I've heard.2
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