Funniest thing you logged calories for

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  • mcafton
    mcafton Posts: 190 Member
    communion wafer and grape juice? I'm asking for a friend.
  • chelllsea124
    chelllsea124 Posts: 336 Member
    I am literally laughing out loud at some of these at my desk and my coworkers are looking at me like i've lost it
  • scottyp65
    scottyp65 Posts: 261 Member
    Driving.
  • scottyp65
    scottyp65 Posts: 261 Member
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
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    For your morning cereal

    This reminds me for some reason about when the AGO (Art Gallery of Ontario) had a breast milk bar exhibit a few years ago...people could "taste test" breast milk from a few lactating women

    How do you have just 1oz?
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
    Oh wow... MFP does have some interesting entries. People actually log seamen?
  • hillaryflicka92
    hillaryflicka92 Posts: 613 Member
    kace_kay wrote: »
    Bonny132 wrote: »
    Oh wow... MFP does have some interesting entries. People actually log seamen?

    People who can't spell semen should definitely stick to just ingesting it.

    LOL ouch.
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  • ek0513
    ek0513 Posts: 147 Member
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    kace_kay wrote: »
    Bonny132 wrote: »
    Oh wow... MFP does have some interesting entries. People actually log seamen?

    People who can't spell semen should definitely stick to just ingesting it.

    Haha!

    When I was looking up random stuff people log I looked up semen but spelled it correctly (shockingly because I am a bad speller) and couldn't find it.


    Random thought...I also looked up blood...I thought someone may have logged that.

    ***I just looked it up again!! I don't know why I'm so excited!

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    I'm so excited about this too! Oh my goodness!!
  • CsBalint
    CsBalint Posts: 9 Member
    edited July 2017
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    Smelly rotten egg? Who eat this?
  • _pi3_
    _pi3_ Posts: 2,311 Member
    Food... HAHAHAHAHA
  • ek0513
    ek0513 Posts: 147 Member
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    Makes a pretty good low cal snack?
  • CsBalint
    CsBalint Posts: 9 Member
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    Good for your teeth
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    Not me again but funny? Or is it....
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  • brockhampton
    brockhampton Posts: 211 Member
    how many cal does maltitol-induced stomach pains burn?
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  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    kace_kay wrote: »
    _har_T_Swallow wrote: »
    kace_kay wrote: »
    OMG, WHY?!
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    i can think of at least two scenarios where someone would ingest that.

    I can only think of 1. What's the 2nd?

    Right!? I'm so curious too...

    ...nevermind, I thought of a #2 reason
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    edited August 2017

    i can think of at least two scenarios where someone would ingest that.

    If creams for yeast are being used, can we just not? Be a lady and switch to a hole with no backstop. :sweat_smile:
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  • sweetsunset
    sweetsunset Posts: 1 Member
    I looked up marshmallows tonight and saw that four of them are 100 calories, so I entered 0.25 as a serving amount for only eating one.
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  • millea84
    millea84 Posts: 242 Member
    Hello_its_Dan wrote: »
    Intermittent farting for 10,000kcal
    Ask @SideSteel

    This made my evening. :D
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    kace_kay wrote: »
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    kace_kay wrote: »
    _har_T_Swallow wrote: »
    kace_kay wrote: »
    OMG, WHY?!
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    i can think of at least two scenarios where someone would ingest that.

    I can only think of 1. What's the 2nd?

    Right!? I'm so curious too...

    ...nevermind, I thought of a #2 reason

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    My face trying to figure out #2

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    I've actually thought of a 3rd and could go on to a forth....at least! Many possibilities when you get thinking about it...a lot are super gross, admittedly.

    TMI for mfp...I don't want to offend the sensitive.

    But to give you something to think of...think of #1 reason and then how that situation might be reversed and what may have transpired previously. All I'm putting out there for now...a few other possibilities in my mind...

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