You're a joke!

gmikesell
gmikesell Posts: 89 Member
edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
Anybody have some jokes? I'm getting low on inventory myself. However, to start things off, here's what I have to offer:

Why didn't the tissue paper cross the road?
...It got stuck in a crack. :D
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  • _pi3_
    _pi3_ Posts: 2,311 Member
    edited July 2017
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  • Kintsugi_Haikyo
    Kintsugi_Haikyo Posts: 361 Member
    Why did the flags not say "hi" to each other?

    They just waved.
  • gmikesell
    gmikesell Posts: 89 Member
    hahahaha took me a minute! Nice! lolol
  • gmikesell
    gmikesell Posts: 89 Member
    forward0backward wrote: »
    .....
    Oh my gawd, that GIF!!!! rofl
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    What happened when the escalator broke down?

    Everyone stopped and staired!
  • gmikesell
    gmikesell Posts: 89 Member
    Dang, these are awesome!
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    It's a real-shame I failed my entry-level idiom class.
    I came close, but no sugar.
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    _har_T_Swallow wrote: »
    a guy walks into a bar.
    suddenly the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines

    he tumbles forever through an empty void among the shards of his broken reality

    lol
  • gmikesell
    gmikesell Posts: 89 Member
    _har_T_Swallow wrote: »
    a guy walks into a bar.
    suddenly the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines

    he tumbles forever through an empty void among the shards of his broken reality

    I don't get it. :D
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    What's the leading cause of dry skin
    ...towels
  • gmikesell
    gmikesell Posts: 89 Member
    Oh man, that's a good one!
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  • _pi3_
    _pi3_ Posts: 2,311 Member
    jenilla1 wrote: »
    These jokes...
    oljl1tz1h077.gif

    That's cute
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    My jokes are very inappropriate and will get me banned. I need some G rated material.
  • ohpiper
    ohpiper Posts: 697 Member
    browneyedgirl749 wrote: »
    My jokes are very inappropriate and will get me banned. I need some G rated material.

    I like em spicy. Feel free to send em my way! ;)
  • gmikesell
    gmikesell Posts: 89 Member
    browneyedgirl749 wrote: »
    My jokes are very inappropriate and will get me banned. I need some G rated material.

    c'mon now, browneyedgirl, don't be holding' out on us! If you get banned, I'll send a nice letter to the moderator. Hopefully they'll read it by next year. lol
  • brockhampton
    brockhampton Posts: 211 Member
    _har_T_Swallow wrote: »
    a guy walks into a bar.
    suddenly the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines

    he tumbles forever through an empty void among the shards of his broken reality

    (:
  • erica_today
    erica_today Posts: 185 Member
    Women's rights.
  • stephslife88
    stephslife88 Posts: 24 Member
    Got this from a popsicle a long time ago... what did one wall say to the other... ill meet u in the corner! Super stupid but males me laugh...
  • reichardtjessica
    reichardtjessica Posts: 89 Member
    Lol that was a funny joke!
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