Relationship advice, that works, for guys?

cee134
cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
About 2 weeks ago I was working on a report and it was around 2am and I was hungry so I went to the pantry to get some food and I found a bag of tortilla chips but they were really big chips so I broke one in half and for some reason I thought the noise was hilarious so I kept breaking them in half and that is the story of how I ended up on the floor of a pantry crying hysterically surrounded by tortilla chips at 2am.

How do I handle this?

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  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
    Ironandwine69 wrote: »
    That's one long *kitten* sentence.

    It needed commas. And semicolons. And hyphens.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Well, what you need to understand is a drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn't getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold the peanuts to my lips and just keep saying, "peanut peanut" until I would eat it and after I allowed her to feed me she pet my hair and said, "Thank you".
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  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    You had a case of the sleepy/sillies.
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    But sometimes I feel like a failure because I can't even draw a chameleon from memory.

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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Thank you for all of this. Wasn't facebook official yet or anything (ha) but mutually we had that understanding.

    I have to totally delete my facebook?!
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Again, not saying I'm a saint. Not trying to make it like I didn't do anything wrong. The issue is, I feel uncomfortable because of how everything played out, but I'm receiving multiple texts and voicemails about how the chips want me to come back, the tortilla chips are sorry for their behavior, the tortilla chips know we have the potential to be a great team, etc. And I'm trying to avoid getting sucked back into the quicksand.
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  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Let the chips fall where they may.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Yeah, I definitely learned my lesson there. I made sure to change my passwords on everything I could think of, just worries me because the tortilla chips don't know my password and I'm pretty positive they did some hacking to get into my facebook so I still don't feel safe or protected. I had considered a restraining order and will do so if they continue to be invasive.
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  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    Relationship advice, that works, for guys?
    The fact that you are asking for advice that works for guys makes me want to give you advice all the more. I can't help it.

    But I've got nothing. Had to answer anyway.
  • beagletracks
    beagletracks Posts: 6,034 Member
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  • dc8066
    dc8066 Posts: 1,439 Member
    Don't you stare at the chips
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    beagletracks Posts: 6,034 Member
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  • initials1248
    initials1248 Posts: 429 Member
    You can't just expect to guac if you aint got the roll and to helicopter is eating walrus purple bunny grandpa feet
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  • LVNF04
    LVNF04 Posts: 2,607 Member
    Everything happened for a reason. In a alternate dimension they never spilled, in another there was none, and in another dimension you were the chips
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