Funniest thing you logged calories for
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Got to say coming up with the calories for my lettuce and cabbage soup I made today!1
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I've actually thought of a 3rd and could go on to a forth....at least! Many possibilities when you get thinking about it...a lot are super gross, admittedly.
TMI for mfp...I don't want to offend the sensitive.
But to give you something to think of...think of #1 reason and then how that situation might be reversed and what may have transpired previously. All I'm putting out there for now...a few other possibilities in my mind...
My mind takes things waaay too far...I need to learn when to shut up!1 -
I've actually thought of a 3rd and could go on to a forth....at least! Many possibilities when you get thinking about it...a lot are super gross, admittedly.
TMI for mfp...I don't want to offend the sensitive.
But to give you something to think of...think of #1 reason and then how that situation might be reversed and what may have transpired previously. All I'm putting out there for now...a few other possibilities in my mind...
Ok now I need to know ...1 -
caco_ethes wrote: »
i can think of at least two scenarios where someone would ingest that.
If creams for yeast are being used, can we just not? Be a lady and switch to a hole with no backstop.
Be a gentleman and go *kitten* yourself.
I don't have the proper equipment to be a gentleman.
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Maybe I should log semen so I can have something funny to talk about. I think it's like 7 calories1
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I've actually thought of a 3rd and could go on to a forth....at least! Many possibilities when you get thinking about it...a lot are super gross, admittedly.
TMI for mfp...I don't want to offend the sensitive.
But to give you something to think of...think of #1 reason and then how that situation might be reversed and what may have transpired previously. All I'm putting out there for now...a few other possibilities in my mind...
Ok now I need to know ...
It may be you're overthinking it. Let's break it down like a math problem:
First, let's assume that the cream is being used as intended.
Okay, start with the basics assuming M is the ingestion point followed by a number denoting the person:
1. M1 to V2. Most obvious, and M1 logs an entry on mfp.
2. P1 to V2, then M2 to P1. M2 gets to log this time.
3. M1 to V2, then M1 to M2 resulting in both parties logging an entry
I think that covers all the basics.
Add in more participants and/or objects and the possibilities are limitless.
Now go have fun with it! Yay math1 -
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caco_ethes wrote: »
I've actually thought of a 3rd and could go on to a forth....at least! Many possibilities when you get thinking about it...a lot are super gross, admittedly.
TMI for mfp...I don't want to offend the sensitive.
But to give you something to think of...think of #1 reason and then how that situation might be reversed and what may have transpired previously. All I'm putting out there for now...a few other possibilities in my mind...
Ok now I need to know ...
It may be you're overthinking it. Let's break it down like a math problem:
First, let's assume that the cream is being used as intended.
Okay, start with the basics assuming M is the ingestion point followed by a number denoting the person:
1. M1 to V2. Most obvious, and M1 logs an entry on mfp.
2. P1 to V2, then M2 to P1. M2 gets to log this time.
3. M1 to V2, then M1 to M2 resulting in both parties logging an entry
I think that covers all the basics.
Add in more participants and/or objects and the possibilities are limitless.
Now go have fun with it! Yay math
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caco_ethes wrote: »
I've actually thought of a 3rd and could go on to a forth....at least! Many possibilities when you get thinking about it...a lot are super gross, admittedly.
TMI for mfp...I don't want to offend the sensitive.
But to give you something to think of...think of #1 reason and then how that situation might be reversed and what may have transpired previously. All I'm putting out there for now...a few other possibilities in my mind...
Ok now I need to know ...
It may be you're overthinking it. Let's break it down like a math problem:
First, let's assume that the cream is being used as intended.
Okay, start with the basics assuming M is the ingestion point followed by a number denoting the person:
1. M1 to V2. Most obvious, and M1 logs an entry on mfp.
2. P1 to V2, then M2 to P1. M2 gets to log this time.
3. M1 to V2, then M1 to M2 resulting in both parties logging an entry
I think that covers all the basics.
Add in more participants and/or objects and the possibilities are limitless.
Now go have fun with it! Yay math
#science
Thanks ... now I'm informed. lol2 -
I've searched for semen and it's not on here. So now I just spit. I can't afford un tracked macros 5
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hollysin81 wrote: »I've searched for semen and it's not on here. So now I just spit. I can't afford un tracked macros
Tell your partner, it's a pleasure lol
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hollysin81 wrote: »I've searched for semen and it's not on here. So now I just spit. I can't afford un tracked macros
Tell your partner, it's a pleasure lol
I find it hard to believe it's zero calories.
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hollysin81 wrote: »hollysin81 wrote: »I've searched for semen and it's not on here. So now I just spit. I can't afford un tracked macros
Tell your partner, it's a pleasure lol
I find it hard to believe it's zero calories.
According to the interwebs
http://jezebel.com/a-complete-breakdown-of-the-nutritional-content-of-seme-953356816
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hollysin81 wrote: »hollysin81 wrote: »I've searched for semen and it's not on here. So now I just spit. I can't afford un tracked macros
Tell your partner, it's a pleasure lol
I find it hard to believe it's zero calories.
According to the interwebs
http://jezebel.com/a-complete-breakdown-of-the-nutritional-content-of-seme-953356816
Low fat, high protein. Onto a winner! 1 -
hollysin81 wrote: »hollysin81 wrote: »hollysin81 wrote: »I've searched for semen and it's not on here. So now I just spit. I can't afford un tracked macros
Tell your partner, it's a pleasure lol
I find it hard to believe it's zero calories.
According to the interwebs
http://jezebel.com/a-complete-breakdown-of-the-nutritional-content-of-seme-953356816
Low fat, high protein. Onto a winner!
Your nutritional needs are his pleasure :P1 -
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LeGaCyGiAnT91 wrote: »
lol how many calories did you burn?0 -
Century egg. Look it up if you want to (most likely) be grossed out. I had to see what one tasted like, but only made it to one bite. Which came back out pretty quickly, but I thought I should capture it for posterity in MFP
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SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »Edible underwear. They were 75% off! So I ate them alone.
How were they?2 -
TenaciousGymKitten wrote: »hollysin81 wrote: »hollysin81 wrote: »I've searched for semen and it's not on here. So now I just spit. I can't afford un tracked macros
Tell your partner, it's a pleasure lol
I find it hard to believe it's zero calories.
According to the interwebs
http://jezebel.com/a-complete-breakdown-of-the-nutritional-content-of-seme-953356816
yeah but its not very filling
I suppose it would depend on the individual ...1 -
Does anyone have any food item they've logged or looked up calories for that was just an insane amount of calories? I'm not sure if all of you have culvers where you're from, but it's a fast food place the sells custard. I was looking up calories for a concrete mixer, which is ice cream in a drinking cup basically. And I just laughed and cried because one of those cups are over a thousand calories, and this restaurant normalizes getting one of these concrete mixers along with the meals of burgers and fries. It was just crazy to know the calories in some things that I used to think nothing of when eating them!0
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erica_today wrote: »On my old profile I logged funny exercises like
Bdsm with your mom
I just threw up a little!0 -
CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
For your morning cereal
This is strangely arousing....
Maybe because you're hot. I can't decide
I may just be weird.0 -
Fat burners, even if they have no calories...
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Please tell me wine calories really don't count?!1
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