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hgam1
hgam1 Posts: 237 Member
edited September 19 in Chit-Chat
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.

For example, the trade name of Panadol also has a generic name of Paracetamol. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Nurofen is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.

After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.

Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'.

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky Boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them..
If you don't send this to five old friends right away there will be five fewer people laughing in the world

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  • hgam1
    hgam1 Posts: 237 Member
    In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.

    For example, the trade name of Panadol also has a generic name of Paracetamol. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Nurofen is also called Ibuprofen.
    The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.

    After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.

    Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
    Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'.

    Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
    Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky Boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them..
    If you don't send this to five old friends right away there will be five fewer people laughing in the world
  • FloridaGranny
    FloridaGranny Posts: 154 Member
    My husband said I'm so short that jokes go "over my head"............... he also says sometimes I could hide my own Easter Eggs.............

    This one I got!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • arewethereyet
    arewethereyet Posts: 18,702 Member
    :laugh: :laugh:
  • mrsyac2
    mrsyac2 Posts: 2,784 Member
    My husband said I'm so short that jokes go "over my head"............... he also says sometimes I could hide my own Easter Eggs.............


    hide your own easter eggs! thats priceless:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • csantos1182
    csantos1182 Posts: 117
    :laugh:
  • punka274
    punka274 Posts: 895
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • spicy618
    spicy618 Posts: 2,114 Member
    This is hilarious!
  • mommyofone
    mommyofone Posts: 26
    :laugh:
    My husband said I'm so short that jokes go "over my head"............... he also says sometimes I could hide my own Easter Eggs.............

    This one I got!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
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    Whewwwww.........thanks I needed that :smokin:
  • Scubamom
    Scubamom Posts: 6
    A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, Trailed by 15 kids.WOW, the social worker Exclaims, are they all yours?
    Yep they are all Mine, the flustered mother sighs, having heard thatquestion a thousand times before.


    She says, Sit down Leroy. All the children rush to find seats.
    Well, says the social worker, then you must be here to sign up.Ill need all your childrens names.
    Well, to keep it simple, the boys are all named Leroy and the girls areall named Leighroy.
    In disbelief, the case worker. Are you serious? Theyre ALL namedLeroy?
    Their mother replied, Well, yes-it makes it easier. When its time toget them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, Leroy!
    And when its time for dinner, I just yell Leroy! and they all come running.
    If I need to stop the kid whos running into the street, I just yell Leroy and
    all of them stop. Its the smartest idea I ever had, naming them all Leroy.
    The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and
    says tentatively, But what if you just want ONE kid to come,
    and not the whole bunch?
    Then I call them by their last names.
  • peb1975
    peb1975 Posts: 5
    that is so funny :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
    A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, Trailed by 15 kids.WOW, the social worker Exclaims, are they all yours?
    Yep they are all Mine, the flustered mother sighs, having heard thatquestion a thousand times before.


    She says, Sit down Leroy. All the children rush to find seats.
    Well, says the social worker, then you must be here to sign up.Ill need all your childrens names.
    Well, to keep it simple, the boys are all named Leroy and the girls areall named Leighroy.
    In disbelief, the case worker. Are you serious? Theyre ALL namedLeroy?
    Their mother replied, Well, yes-it makes it easier. When its time toget them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, Leroy!
    And when its time for dinner, I just yell Leroy! and they all come running.
    If I need to stop the kid whos running into the street, I just yell Leroy and
    all of them stop. Its the smartest idea I ever had, naming them all Leroy.
    The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and
    says tentatively, But what if you just want ONE kid to come,
    and not the whole bunch?
    Then I call them by their last names.

    I think that is a totally funny joke, but when I told it someone, they told me I was a racist-
    :noway:
    (I teach inner city kids in Oakland, big racist here:bigsmile: )
  • Scubamom
    Scubamom Posts: 6
    Sorry wasn't meant to offend anyone. :o(
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