How many calories are in human flesh?

sassiebritches
sassiebritches Posts: 1,861 Member
edited September 2024 in Health and Weight Loss
Cause I damn near ate my fiancee's hand off...............

I was eating my pre measured popcorn....munchin away.....enjoying every lil pop....and he comes bee boppin through the livingroom and reached in my bowl of popcorn.......like a lion with her food, I about ate his hand right OFF!

I told him to go get his own that I can only have whats in my bowl.....he replaced the morsals that he stole and that was that.

Does anyone else feel the same about their preplanned foods........I was always a sharing kind......but damnit stay away from my food! :angry: :angry:

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  • sassiebritches
    sassiebritches Posts: 1,861 Member
    Cause I damn near ate my fiancee's hand off...............

    I was eating my pre measured popcorn....munchin away.....enjoying every lil pop....and he comes bee boppin through the livingroom and reached in my bowl of popcorn.......like a lion with her food, I about ate his hand right OFF!

    I told him to go get his own that I can only have whats in my bowl.....he replaced the morsals that he stole and that was that.

    Does anyone else feel the same about their preplanned foods........I was always a sharing kind......but damnit stay away from my food! :angry: :angry:
  • MissResa
    MissResa Posts: 1,147 Member
    I know exactly how you feel, but can't try to eat the person's hand, because it's usually my cute, adorable little girls that are doing it...:tongue: My husband has been out of town for a month, and is getting back on Monday. I have a feeling that by Tuesday, I'll be acting like a half-starved alligator and he'll want to go back to work as soon as he can:happy:
  • Hannah_Banana
    Hannah_Banana Posts: 1,242 Member
    Ohhhh yes. :laugh:

    The other night I had my 'treat' which is 1tbsp of semi-sweet nestle morsels. I brought them over to my computer where DH and I were watching a movie and he reached down to absentmindedly grab one, then snatched his hand away as if it was on fire.

    I laughed and asked him what was wrong and he said he doesn't mess with my measured food. Good man, good man. :smooched: :love: :laugh:
  • pixiestick
    pixiestick Posts: 839 Member
    The title of your thread is genius! :laugh: :laugh: :bigsmile:

    I live "alone" in graduate student accommodations; while we all share kitchen space, we also prepare our food individually. I have some friends that I eat with on occasion, but they all know that I am being OCD about counting everything, so they've stopped asking for tastes of my food and stopped offering tastes of their food as well.
    :drinker:
  • SHBoss1673
    SHBoss1673 Posts: 7,161 Member
    Hehe, I used to do that all the time with my wife and my popcorn. Some things are sacred, I consider pop corn right up there. I've gotten better, but still, take a piece or two, fine, but you grab a hand full of my carefully measured out pop corn, and I may have to slowly kill you by some painful arcane method!

    I wouldn't eat human flesh though Sassy. It's too high in saturated fat (in the US anyway) :tongue:
  • FitShark
    FitShark Posts: 68
    AHhhh Popcorn :heart: ....my husband and I have "Pops Night", and we "save up" to eat a bit extra popcorn (we like to stove-top pop it: in a bit of oil, I sometimes use a bit of chili oil to give it some spice!)...and let me tell you, it can get ugly towards the bottom of the bowl! there have been cases of hand holding turned finger flicking popcorn stealing momnets!
  • MadTurtle
    MadTurtle Posts: 32
    Hands Up! Step Back Away From The Bowl and NO ONE Gets Hurt ! :bigsmile:
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