Weird Neighbors?

mjtaylor87 wrote: »

What is the weirdest thing you have ever seen your neighbor doing?

Put up a fence because I worked out in short shorts.

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Guy two houses up is a raging alcoholic. He doesn't work, he basically drinks until he passes out and starts up again. Anyway he likes to get drunk, takes off all his clothes except for his boxers and stand in the street when it rains. Sometimes he stands with his arms up in a "y" so he looks like one of the Village People doing the YMCA dance. Luckily he's the only known weirdness on the street.

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mine take pictures of all the neighbours doing things and calls the cops on them all.,,

My neighbors called the cops on us because we were grilling and they could smell the smoke from the BBQ pit in their house....that was fun.

A new neighbor moved into the neighborhood and parked a trailer with clowns painted on it in his driveway. Okay kind of weird. A few weeks later we receive a letter from this neighbor in response to an attached anonymous letter making all kinds of threats about calling the police to remove the trailer and how the trailer violates our HMO. We didn't even have an HMO. So I apparently had two weird neighbors.

My current neighbors fight about everything. The police are called a few times a week. THese people are over 65 and should know better. The most recent fight was over who the new plastic hangers belonged to.

Most of my neighbors have been quiet and unassuming. Some were kind of busybodies, but not too many.

However, when I was still attending university, we had some guys renting the house next to ours who liked to throw parties every day that wasn't Sunday or Monday. One of their favorite pastimes was to take a large mattress up to the roof and "sled" off of the roof and into the street repeatedly. They would even hold races at times. The police had been called a few times (more for the noise than the sledding) and the police would usually break up their parties, but only after watching a few rounds of these guys sledding off of the roof. Surprisingly, there was only one incident in the year I lived there of someone injuring themselves.

Most of my other "weird" stories involve the police being called because people sounded like they were being abused/raped/murdered and come to find out that my neighbors are into some pretty kinky *kitten*. I mean, I don't mind, but damn.. keep it down. It's 3AM and some of us work or have class, lol.

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I once had a neighbor who thought his ex wife was a witch, lose his mind, break into another neighbor's house and take the whole family hostage at gunpoint. Nobody was hurt.

When I was a kid there was a girl across the street who was a terrible bully. Then one day her dad went nuts and was holding her hostage in the house at gunpoint while the cops surrounded it. After they took him away she became a very nice person.

At current house a neighbor pulled a gun on my husband because he walked our elderly dog on the sidewalk and the dog went #1 on the curb (not on the guy's lawn but on the curb of the street in front of his house).