How to drive women wild!!!!!

My wife is fussing at me about something and says: "Your bi-polar man!"
So I say: "What? Who said that?"
She said: "I did!"
So I said: "Who are you?"
She goes: "WHAT?"
So I say: "Hold on" and then bump the side of my head two or three times and say to her:
"Hey baby! When did you get here?"
She threw her hands up in the air and said: "Impossible!"
LOL Don't mess with the master...