Worst "green drink" you have ever tried?

Old_Cat_Lady
Old_Cat_Lady Posts: 1,193 Member
edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
I'm considering mixing plain cold coffee with greens, extra water, chia seeds, and blueberries. Talk me out of it? Yes/No?
It would kill 2 birds with one stone.

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  • patrick_star_trek
    patrick_star_trek Posts: 1,386 Member
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  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
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  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
    TheWJordinWJordin wrote: »
    I'm considering mixing plain cold coffee with greens, extra water, chia seeds, and blueberries. Talk me out of it? Yes/No?
    It would kill 2 birds with one stone.

    Why would you do that?

    and worst green drink IMO has to be Mountain Dew. Yuck.
  • skymningen
    skymningen Posts: 532 Member
    Worst? Soylent, mixed with pea juice (which supposedly makes it "taste better").
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
    Celery, cucumber and apple. Haven't been able to eat a cucumber since without gagging. Inb4 that's what she said.
  • patrick_star_trek
    patrick_star_trek Posts: 1,386 Member
    km8907 wrote: »
    Celery, cucumber and apple. Haven't been able to eat a cucumber since without gagging. Inb4 that's what she said.

    That doesn't sound terrible. (not something I'd choose to drink, but not like Fear Factor gross...)
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
    patrick_star_trek wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    Celery, cucumber and apple. Haven't been able to eat a cucumber since without gagging. Inb4 that's what she said.

    That doesn't sound terrible. (not something I'd choose to drink, but not like Fear Factor gross...)

    The celery juice tasted like liquid black licorice.
  • cosmiqrecovery
    cosmiqrecovery Posts: 171 Member
    just reading that gave me diarrhea. use two stones.
  • Pupslice
    Pupslice Posts: 213 Member
    Wheat grass juice, it was so bad I legit thought I was being punked and had been given lawn clippings blended with water. And I love coffee, but putting all that stuff in it, OP, I dunno, it sounds questionable at best...give it a try and get back to us with the verdict!
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,786 Member
    Antifreeze
  • Jruzer
    Jruzer Posts: 3,502 Member
    Absinthe
  • vespiquenn
    vespiquenn Posts: 1,455 Member
    patrick_star_trek wrote: »
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    Hey now, with the proper liquor, Shamrock shakes are amazing.
  • grace173
    grace173 Posts: 180 Member
    dr. schulze's superfood plus powder but by god did it make me look and feel younger and my hair, skin and nails were amazing too but horrendous to try to drink
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  • Old_Cat_Lady
    Old_Cat_Lady Posts: 1,193 Member
    edited August 2017
    Kale juice drink is what I like (I like how I feel afterwards). I also like coffee. I will try it tomorrow.
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,487 Member
    Something about drinking anything green in a smoothie form makes me wanna gag... just the sight of it alone is gross.
  • patrick_star_trek
    patrick_star_trek Posts: 1,386 Member
    vespiquenn wrote: »
    patrick_star_trek wrote: »
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    Hey now, with the proper liquor, Shamrock shakes are amazing.

    Are you gonna tell me it's Bailey's?
  • VeronicaA76
    VeronicaA76 Posts: 1,116 Member
    "Apple" flavored meal drink when I was hospitalized after an accident. That was NOT apple flavored, not even moldy rotton apples would taste that bad. "Banana" was even worse.. ugh
  • ZodFit
    ZodFit Posts: 394 Member
    J_Surita3 wrote: »
    TheWJordinWJordin wrote: »
    I'm considering mixing plain cold coffee with greens, extra water, chia seeds, and blueberries. Talk me out of it? Yes/No?
    It would kill 2 birds with one stone.

    Why would you do that?

    and worst green drink IMO has to be Mountain Dew. Yuck.

    At one point of my life in pretty sure 90% of my blood was mountain dew
  • vespiquenn
    vespiquenn Posts: 1,455 Member
    patrick_star_trek wrote: »
    vespiquenn wrote: »
    patrick_star_trek wrote: »
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    Hey now, with the proper liquor, Shamrock shakes are amazing.

    Are you gonna tell me it's Bailey's?

    Only if it's out of a shoe.
  • patrick_star_trek
    patrick_star_trek Posts: 1,386 Member
    vespiquenn wrote: »
    patrick_star_trek wrote: »
    vespiquenn wrote: »
    patrick_star_trek wrote: »
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    Hey now, with the proper liquor, Shamrock shakes are amazing.

    Are you gonna tell me it's Bailey's?

    Only if it's out of a shoe.

    Good. What's your poison, then?
  • Tweaking_Time
    Tweaking_Time Posts: 733 Member
    St. Patricks Day - green "Billy Beer"

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    I think I just threw up in my mouth a little - again
  • Renaissance_Turtle
    Renaissance_Turtle Posts: 960 Member
    You've not truly lived until you've choked down a huge gulp of nearly lime green pond water from a stock pond on a farm that was in full algae bloom mode whilst swimming. The vomit comet that comes out both ends later is a thing to not be trifled with...
  • seltzermint555
    seltzermint555 Posts: 10,740 Member
    I'm not into healthy smoothies/juicing at ALL (just does not appeal to me), but I don't mind the occasional fruit smoothie, just like, blending up a bit of almond milk, ice & fruit...the most adventurous I got was adding spirulina powder. OH heck no. Never again. Just a little bit of it ruined a perfectly good banana-blueberry beverage.
  • jruch23
    jruch23 Posts: 1,069 Member
    Made a smoothie with protein and kale and some other ingredients. It was so bad I had to pour it out. I tried so hard to drink it but I could taste tiny chunks of the kale. I'm not sure how some people drink kale smoothies.
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