What are two words that should never go together?

2011rocket3touring wrote: »

bovine erotica

Here is an American fable...

One beautiful sunny warm day, there was a bull, standing on a grassy hill, grazing. Right next to him was his son, little baby bull, all proud to be out with his daddy, doin' their bull stuff.

The little baby bull looks down the hill and in the valley below, he sees a herd of heifers. (if you don't know, a heifer is a virgin cow...)

Little baby bull gets all excited and starts jumpin' up and down, and says, "Papa! Papa! Let's run down the hill and * one o' them heifers!"

Papa bull looks over at his boy, and says, "Relax son! Let's WALK down, and * 'em all."

A great life lesson, even if it's not great bovine erotica...