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  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    Dresses as a unicorn on weekends
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    Dresses as a unicorn every day and wonders what the problem is with that!
  • 123liveoak
    123liveoak Posts: 2,239 Member
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    She knows this cause they shop at same uni store
  • iTim__
    iTim__ Posts: 6,823 Member
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    That's where they buy the unicorn.

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    One corn
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    I dunno cause he wasn't very funny. Grrrrr don't mess with unicorns or sparkles
  • AdamAthletic
    AdamAthletic Posts: 2,985 Member
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    She's a member of a secret organisation with the sole intent on providing the universe with a government ruled by cats and certain breeds of sea otters!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Is typing from his jail cell
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    AdamAthletic wrote: »
    She's a member of a secret organisation with the sole intent on providing the universe with a government ruled by cats and certain breeds of sea otters!

    This is hilarious and I kinda love sea otters so perhaps it's true
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    Likes to eat sea otters!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Is giving me a massage Tonight
  • benstronger
    benstronger Posts: 381 Member
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    Is a bad person
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Ben stole my panties
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    Doesn't wear any panties
  • 1Wildthang
    1Wildthang Posts: 2,660 Member
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    He wouldn't remind his gloves during naughty time. He said they were good luck.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    tjkita wrote: »
    Doesn't wear any panties

    That's not a lie :o

    Is a virgin.. :D
  • 1Wildthang
    1Wildthang Posts: 2,660 Member
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    Mine above was supposed to say remove not remind. My new phone is so much bigger and it's weird typing on it.
    Jo told me NO. She saving herself for Kita. :(
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    1Wildthang wrote: »
    Mine above was supposed to say remove not remind. My new phone is so much bigger and it's weird typing on it.
    Jo told me NO. She saving herself for Kita. :(

    You can edit a post by touching the cog next to the 3 dots to the top right of your post..ya got 1 hour..

    She's my sister
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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    She's not really an Aussie,
    she lives next door to me.
  • MargaretLunan
    MargaretLunan Posts: 5,299 Member
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    is wanted for murder
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    Her panties have holes in them

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