We broke up because...
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She didnt like my style0
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She wants me to wear red all the time0
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I don't like red and she insisted on wearing it0
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She trained her dog to eat my Red shoes0
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She wouldn't roll over and beg0
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Treated me like a dog!0
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She didn't like her ears scratched0
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His fetish with ears took a new meaning when I found the jars in his closet
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She came out of the closet and wanted the V not the D0
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Came into the bedroom and gave me the V and the D...
#VenerealDisease1 -
He spilled my beer0
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He often cried over spilt beer...1
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Coming home with remnants of other people's Dirty Wings0
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He cried over everything... I think he was taking hormone pills.0
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She promised to never let out that secret!
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She said I was too sensitive0
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His sensitivity was a little much.0
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She was always hanging around big balls 1
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She wouldn't share space on her Swiss (base) ball!!0
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She ran too fast for me0
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He wanted me to walk as slow as a snail.0
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He was too easy to catch0
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She kept tripping me0
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He was a Klutz!0
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Lets get real here...we didn't break up. Wait...did we break up? Come back...I swear I can change0
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she was talking to another man0
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She was psycho0
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He called me psycho, to my other personality that it!
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She had multiple personalities and they were all crazy0
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He had horrible taste in music0
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