What food would you cook or buy for the above person?

Bangers and mash

Kale, carrots, apple and cucumber. Nice juice blend.

Have pizza delivered to his house

Beer can chicken on the bbq

pop tarts crusted with lucky charms and brown gravy

Haggis and blood sausages

Roasted chicken, asparagus and new potatoes

Calf liver and onions with a kale salad and a chocolate pie

Figs sauted in a basaltic vinegar reduction to go along with the Varmints. Some nice twigs and leaves for ambiance

Moldy tortillas covered up with peanut butter and jelly. Maybe coffee grounds for dessert.