We broke up because...
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He sold his Harley it was what attracted me to him!0
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He was so superficial and materialistic!0
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She wouldn't let me "shear" her wool 😉0
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Monotony and routine settled in and never left...0
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I never took anything seriously—until I did0
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He was convinced that Elvis was alive and working the Wendy's drive through1
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My internal data failed to back up and I was no longer able to update to the newest software...0
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So he came and licked it off!0
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She didn't like to be licked0
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He tried to lick a flag pole and his tongue got stuck. Too embarassing for me.0
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He was really embarrassed by odd things, like flagpoles. We couldn't go anywhere in public because of his phobia.0
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She never wanted to stay at home and suggle.0
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there wasn't enough space in the mansion for both of us0
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She left 9 miles trailer park saying she won the lottery and bought a mansion but didn't give me the address.0
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He disappeared..
Why yes officer that is fresh concrete in the basement
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We kept fighting over the same fireman.0
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He had an obsession with hoses0
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He was merely a number0
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She thought Bill was just a number a d nothing else.0
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Because she tried to post at the same time as me0
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