I just may move to Texas!

SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
Seems like a popular discussion today. Must be something good about that place!

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  • aeloine
    aeloine Posts: 2,163 Member
    edited September 2017
    The weather is super nice rn

    The snakes are p nice too
  • Ironandwine69
    Ironandwine69 Posts: 2,432 Member
    There's tons of jobs there
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
    There's tons of jobs there

    Any management positions?
  • Ironandwine69
    Ironandwine69 Posts: 2,432 Member
    There's tons of jobs there

    Any management positions?

    Yeah but they only make like 180k
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
    There's tons of jobs there

    Any management positions?

    Yeah but they only make like 180k

    Is that good in American dollars?
  • Ironandwine69
    Ironandwine69 Posts: 2,432 Member
    There's tons of jobs there

    Any management positions?

    Yeah but they only make like 180k

    Is that good in American dollars?

    Oh they don't pay in doll hairs in Texas. They pay in chewing gum.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,065 Member
    Tornadoes, humid weather, hurricane prone, and lots of cattle poo smell coming from Amarillo.....................nah, I'll just stick with earthquakes and high taxes in CA.

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  • Ironandwine69
    Ironandwine69 Posts: 2,432 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Hot guys in Texas....

    How hot?
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  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    Omg stop the madness with all the TX threads!!!!
  • JeromeBarry1
    JeromeBarry1 Posts: 10,179 Member
    edited September 2017
    My daddy had a cousin who lived in Houston. My daddy was "Freeman". The cousin was "Raymond John". One day we were visiting Raymond John and he said, "Freeman, if it comes another hurricane in Houston I'm going to move to Lubbock." Another day, we were visiting Raymond John and he said, "Freeman, if it comes another dust storm in Lubbock I'm going to move to Dallas. " After he got to Dallas, he never had a reason to leave.
  • aeloine
    aeloine Posts: 2,163 Member
    All my exes live in Texas....
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
    Is it true that this is the official song of Texas?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ72nSZZLDE
  • aeloine
    aeloine Posts: 2,163 Member
    edited September 2017
    Is it true that this is the official song of Texas?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ72nSZZLDE

    I'd tell ya.... but my daddy told me not to talk to strange boys who can't shoot guns.

  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
    I heard that Texas would fall off into the gulf if Oklahoma didn't suck.
  • aeloine
    aeloine Posts: 2,163 Member
    I heard that 'Murica is actually only half the size of Texas.
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    I heard that Texas would fall off into the gulf if Oklahoma didn't suck.

    Yeah just stay in Canada. :angry:
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    ninerbuff wrote: »
    Tornadoes, humid weather, hurricane prone, and lots of cattle poo smell coming from Amarillo.....................nah, I'll just stick with earthquakes and high taxes in CA.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition

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    Don't forget the smog & fog, soul crushing traffic, confiscatory gun laws, ridiculously high cost of living and the impossibly of finding a parking spot anywhere in the Marina.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    I heard that Texas would fall off into the gulf if Oklahoma didn't suck.

    Yeah just stay in Canada. :angry:

    Please yes, for God's sake.... yes.
  • asonrody
    asonrody Posts: 83 Member
    We have tons of traffic and awful drivers. Yesterday I watched as a guy drove the opposite direction in a one way road because he missed his turn and he just didn't care.
    We have really good Tex-Mex though!
  • beagletracks
    beagletracks Posts: 6,034 Member
    I hear they have some pretty awesome flesh-eating bacteria in Houston since the flood. Could be jobs in flesh-eating bacteria and related fields.
  • Texas is great. Y'all come see us now, ya hear?! Hehe
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
    I lived in Texas for a while and then I moved back to Canada. I didn't like it there. Except the food. The food was bomb. I was Houston though. Can't speak of everywhere else. Imo stay in Toronto or where ever you're from cause Canadians are awesome!

    Yes it is Toronto. I love it here. And we Canadians are awesome. Our football is better and our players stand when Oh Canada is song.

    And we gave you Michael J Fox
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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  • jdlobb
    jdlobb Posts: 1,232 Member
    My daddy had a cousin who lived in Houston. My daddy was "Freeman". The cousin was "Raymond John". One day we were visiting Raymond John and he said, "Freeman, if it comes another hurricane in Houston I'm going to move to Lubbock." Another day, we were visiting Raymond John and he said, "Freeman, if it comes another dust storm in Lubbock I'm going to move to Dallas. " After he got to Dallas, he never had a reason to leave.

    Because Dallas is the best city in Texas, and it's not even close.
  • pinuplove
    pinuplove Posts: 12,871 Member
    edited September 2017
    I lived in Texas for a while and then I moved back to Canada. I didn't like it there. Except the food. The food was bomb. I was Houston though. Can't speak of everywhere else. Imo stay in Toronto or where ever you're from cause Canadians are awesome!

    Yes it is Toronto. I love it here. And we Canadians are awesome. Our football is better and our players stand when Oh Canada is song.

    And we gave you Michael J Fox

    And Celine Dion :neutral: And Nickleback.
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  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    hellvee wrote: »
    I heard they have toast

    But not Texas Toast

    There it is just called toast which gets confusing
  • pinuplove
    pinuplove Posts: 12,871 Member
    hellvee wrote: »
    I heard they have toast

    But not Texas Toast

    There it is just called toast which gets confusing

    Everything's bigger in Texas.
  • Jruzer
    Jruzer Posts: 3,501 Member
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