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punkrocklibrarian
punkrocklibrarian Posts: 11 Member
edited October 2017 in Introduce Yourself
Hello, i'm new here! I'm from/live in the UK and i'm vegetarian (mostly vegan). I've got about 25 kg (55 lb, just over 3 stone) to lose. To sum me up: i'm a fat, sarcastic, middle-aged lesbian, who eats too much cake and cries too easily. I can't imagine why i'm still single ;o) Any others like me out there? Fancy being Fitness Friends?

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  • maggiesimmons3515
    maggiesimmons3515 Posts: 33 Member
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    punkrocklibrarian wrote: »
    Hello, i'm new here! I'm from/live in the UK and i'm vegetarian. I've got about 25 kg (55 lb, just over 3 stone) to lose. To sum me up: i'm a fat, sarcastic, middle-aged lesbian, who eats too much cake and cries too easily. I can't imagine why i'm still single ;o) Any others like me out there? Fancy being Fitness Friends?

    I'm not from U.K. (unfortunately for me,) I'm not a vegetarian, and I'm not a lesbian, but I love sarcastic, British people! I'd love to be your friend! (I love cake too)
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,114 Member
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    I'm none of those things except past middle age and sarcastic (but working on the sarcastic bit.)

    Good luck to you!

    p.s. I don't do the whole MFP friends thing. . .but I'm sure you'll have no problem finding your people. Welcome :flowerforyou:
  • evilpoptart63
    evilpoptart63 Posts: 397 Member
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    I think we should be best friends! You sound like the best brand of awesomeness. Friend request sent!!
  • Bluebell2325
    Bluebell2325 Posts: 103 Member
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    I'm from UK, am female and sarcasm is my preferred language, but there the similarities end. I'm at goal weight (but body shape definitely very much "in progress"), and straight. However I do often think I should have a wife and not a husband (who at times may as well be an over grown third child)... ;)
  • punkrocklibrarian
    punkrocklibrarian Posts: 11 Member
    edited October 2017
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    Ha, i'm not bothered if you're a lesbian or not -- i'm not looking for a MFP girlfriend! But i imagine it'd often be easier to swap what-to-eat tips with someone vegetarian/vegan who lives in the same country, that's all (o:
  • Bluebell2325
    Bluebell2325 Posts: 103 Member
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    I'm being sarcastic re wanting a wife! To be honest my husbands wife is exactly the model I need, she does EVERYTHING around the house, all the cooking and responsible stuff. If I had one like that it would be ace!
  • punkrocklibrarian
    punkrocklibrarian Posts: 11 Member
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    Oh i knew you were being sarcastic. But "wife" as a concept, well, everyone wants a wife. I just mean that being a lesbian is not a prerequisite to being friends on here!

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