Elevator talk

Maximus
Maximus Posts: 12,256 Member
edited September 2024 in Chit-Chat
What do you do or have you done in the privacy of an elevator?

Danced? Farted? Picked your nose?


Discuss.

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  • SoldierDad
    SoldierDad Posts: 1,602
    LOl can't say because it would not be PG! :wink:
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  • JStarnes
    JStarnes Posts: 5,576 Member
    LOl can't say because it would not be PG! :wink:
    :huh: :noway:
  • mandeiko
    mandeiko Posts: 1,657 Member
    Rawr.
  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
    picked my nose and smeared where i believed the camera to be
  • chrissyh
    chrissyh Posts: 8,235 Member
    We were in an upscale Omni one time and in his most redneck voice my husband hollered and grabbed to hold on "it's moving" looked at a little girl and asked had she ever rode one of these thar things? She smiled. He said well have you seen those moving stairs?

    Everyone on the elevator was trying so hard not to laugh.............
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  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    Writing your phone number on the wall and saying "Call me for a great time guys!"
  • PeachyKeene
    PeachyKeene Posts: 1,645 Member
    We were in an upscale Omni one time and in his most redneck voice my husband hollered and grabbed to hold on "it's moving" looked at a little girl and asked had she ever rode one of these thar things? She smiled. He said well have you seen those moving stairs?

    Everyone on the elevator was trying so hard not to laugh.............

    This sounds like something my husband would do.
  • FORKDOWN
    FORKDOWN Posts: 1,754
    Pee Wee Herman Tequilla dance.
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  • mikethom
    mikethom Posts: 183 Member
    There was a stand-up comedian (Shelly Bermen if I remember correctly) who suggested getting on a crowded elevator, standing at the door, then turning and facing the car and exclaiming "Hey wouldn't it be great if we got stuck between floors? Then we could get to know each other better!" And watch everyone get off at the next floor :smile: The image is priceless, however now a days the execution could get you beat up :wink:
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    Writing your phone number on the wall and saying "Call me for a great time guys!"

    That was Restroom Talk.

    Which one got you more dates?
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    We were in an upscale Omni one time and in his most redneck voice my husband hollered and grabbed to hold on "it's moving" looked at a little girl and asked had she ever rode one of these thar things? She smiled. He said well have you seen those moving stairs?

    Everyone on the elevator was trying so hard not to laugh.............

    Oh that is hilarious!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I'll have to remember that. That would be a great way to embarrass the crap out of my son. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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  • wendyskains
    wendyskains Posts: 2 Member
    Stranded? Oh yeah. At work. Multiple times! This is "Wendy's Rule of Elevator": Never get on an elevator with a full bladder. :wink:
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