how to make a monster-

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  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
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    A pca that has seemingly endless patience and deals with everything so nicely even though the world is burning
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    abetterme9366 wrote: »
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    abetterme9366 wrote: »
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    abetterme9366 wrote: »
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    abetterme9366 wrote: »
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    The suburban housewife with nothing to do but hobbies that nobody else cares about, and trying to become the Queen Bee on MFP with a sweet smile on the outside and venom, poison and rot on the inside.

    If you have a problem with me, just say it to my face!

    I can’t look at you after the midget clown on bath salts tried to chew half your face off leaving you terribly disfigured.

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    All I ever wanted was for you to look at me and see me. Really see me.

    That is pretty cruel of you to say. You know those rabid chipmunks chewed out both my eyeballs!!

    Why won’t you love me????

    How can I? You were with me when we drove off that mountain top. They replaced my heart with a robotic one. I can’t love anyone.

    Who nursed you back to health? Who emptied your foley? Who cleaned around your stoma to stave off infection? Who was there to give you sponge baths and dab the goo out of your empty eye holes? Doesn’t that count for anything?

    Geez. Have a Snickers.
  • CaptainFantastic00
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    Is someone writing all this down..? Oh wait
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
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    The teenager who knows how to have an actual conversation by speaking instead of texting.
  • CaptainFantastic00
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    The parent who can actually be cool when friends come over
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
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    CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »
    The parent who can actually be cool when friends come over

    I'm pretty sure I am the coolest Mom in town.
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
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    The person who memorizes a phone number and doesn't rely on their cell phone.
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
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    The SO that is totally cool sitting in the same room and not doing the same thing
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    lstrat115 wrote: »
    The white girl who doesn't own Uggs or an iPhone

    This is me!!! I have neither.. or does my 15 year old's iPhone count since I am technically paying for it but only use android for myself?
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    lstrat115 wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    The white girl who doesn't own Uggs or an iPhone

    This is me!!! I have neither.. or does my 15 year old's iPhone count since I am technically paying for it but only use android for myself?

    I am also a monster.

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  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
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    The MFP innovator with creative thread ideas that are not passive aggressive. :o

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