Why is the poster above you single?
cajoke11235
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Be nice yatta yatta yatta. Now... go!
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Because her last boyfriend just couldn't stop breaking wind in his sleep and she just couldn't take it anymore!!2
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Because she was always hiding1
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That's a good question. She's pretty. So, she must be crazy or something.0
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insists on drawing on her boyfriends while they sleep0
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Because she has a lot of sass0
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Gloriam_Sanguinis wrote: »Cause she knows she should never settle for anything but the best
Omg you’re right on the money!
Because she enjoys the freedom0 -
stuffs fire ants down mens pants0
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eats kittens0
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Because due to having no heart he can never love0
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Way too hairy0
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way too mysterious0
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admitted to eating cute poor defenseless kittens!0
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Seriously into cutting.....but not herself0
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any women he dated he brain washed into thinking that he really was superman, and could fly with his blue spandex and red wavy cape!1
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has amnesia and can't remember anything after the first date0
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Had to make everything a contest in the bedroom, too. LOL.0
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She only wanted me for my left kidney0
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I only wanted him for his right kidney.0
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She wanted all my kidneys0
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draws mustaches on everyone she sees0
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Tells too many knock knock jokes0
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