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jamesakrobinson wrote: »Pays me much more than the set price
Lets me swipe my creditcard down his crack.. thinks Im paying him0 -
Hand pumps my pecker enlarger because she wants it to be bigger0
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Really does have a hand pump for his pecker1
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the only thing he lifts is a beer after work0
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She’s my sister0
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She has me locked in her cupboard!1
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Shhh... its not technically a cupboard1
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Gives me running advice0
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Makes me give her a piggyback0
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Is my baby's daddy0
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Thats a lie.. they're all yours ..0
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Is the 3996th epr in here...0
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Real name is James Bond0
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Has zero sex drive1
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Stole my panties ..wears them on Wednesdays0
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Stole my pants! Hence the Lycra0
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wears panties0
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Wears pantyhose0
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Jumps out of a cake at hens nights0
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Bakes my cakes0
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Didn't share my hobbies0
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Doesn't really workout much0
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Has small arms0
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Said I was too strong willed0
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pintsizepecker wrote: »
See if I ask you to ever keep a secret again.
Not sure I could now!0
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