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  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
    Woody: Boy, Dr. Sternin-Crane having an affair with another guy. This reminds me of a terrible scandal we had back in Hanover, rocked the whole town to its core. Mayor's wife ran off with old Mr. Smithers.

    Frasier: Well, that's not so scandalous, Woody.

    Woody: Well, Mr. Smithers was a goat.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • ChrisNels1
    ChrisNels1 Posts: 16,638 Member
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  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
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  • sw33tp3a1
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    RastaLousGirl Posts: 2,119 Member
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  • Sivadee00
    Sivadee00 Posts: 428 Member
    "You can not afford to be a friend to any one who leaves slime on you."

    -Henry Ward Beecher
  • Rottweiler17
    Rottweiler17 Posts: 116 Member
    When we hold or have expectations we will end up in dissappointment
  • Corprina
    Corprina Posts: 215 Member
    We are so often caught up in our destination that we forget to appreciate the journey, especially the goodness of the people we meet along the way. Appreciation is a wonderful feeling, don't overlook it.
    ~Author Unknown
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    "Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it's head with a note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done." -Jack Handy
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  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,239 Member
    "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it." - W. C. Fields."
  • honeybee__12
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  • JackKopCh
    JackKopCh Posts: 8,044 Member
    My favourite from Doctor Who:
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  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
    Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do but won't take you anywhere
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
    _barefoot_ wrote: »
    Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do but won't take you anywhere

    Did you hear that from Joyce Meyer?

    No. I forget where I heard it, but I heard it long before I heard of Joyce Meyer. I also forget who's quote it is, but not originally Joyce Meyer
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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