There's a place in France

SomebodyWakeUpHIcks · October 2017

There's a place in France
Where the alligators dance
And the women don't care
'Cause they eat their underwear

Share your favorite poems

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SomebodyWakeUpHIcks · October 2017

@hellvee wrote: »

The correct ditty is:

In the land of Oz
where the women wear no bras
but the men don't care
cause they wear no underwear.

Maybe in Kansas but not here in Canada

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SomebodyWakeUpHIcks · October 2017

There's a place in Pitt
Where the men squat to *kitten*
But the woman don't care
Cause their kittens are bare

@MeeseeksAndDestroy

changeconsumeme · October 2017

Haiku are awesome
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

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SomebodyWakeUpHIcks · October 2017

@lavinia_whateley_goals wrote: »

You win the Internet today

SomebodyWakeUpHIcks · October 2017

pekovic_m wrote: »

There's a place in Michigan
Where TJ doesn't feel comfortable
Because the shoes he's buying are uncomfortable

He will run for food
but not the distance of a marathon
Because the shoes he has now are from the times of Babylon

If you feel hopless
I'll send you some tylenol
Take my advice
There are better deals on Amazon

@Will_Run_4_Food

2 out of 5

Merkavar · October 2017

people are dumb
where i come from

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BritishSpy007 · October 2017

There was a young man from Dundee
Who was stung on the neck by a wasp
When they said “did it hurt?”
He said “no it didn’t”
“It can do it again if it likes”

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Most poems rhyme
But this one doesn’t

KANGOOJUMPS · November 2017

some strong drinks may help.

There's a place in France

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