Strange things which happen in your house...

... whenever I go pee, the dog rushes in. Is she checking to make sure I'm doing it right? Not dribbling on the seat? Making sure I'm wiping correctly? Even worse and more disconcerting, is she checking me out? I ponder these things. (And no, I won't close the door; in my home, I partake in pee freedom).

So, what strange things happen in your house?

(These can, of course, be non-urination related.)

Does she smell your butt?

My fiance's cat follows him into the bathroom, but I think it's because he used to put her wet food on the bathroom counter....

... whenever I go pee, the dog rushes in. Is she checking to make sure I'm doing it right? Not dribbling on the seat? Making sure I'm wiping correctly? Even worse and more disconcerting, is she checking me out? I ponder these things. (And no, I won't close the door; in my home, I partake in pee freedom).

So, what strange things happen in your house?

(These can, of course, be non-urination related.)

Does she smell your butt?

Funny,right off the get

My cat jumps into the tub with this look like "please turn it on."

She likes water that comes from that sort of thing. Or after a shower, she's desperate to get in there. Once I let her in and tricked her by filling the tub with water. She of course, did not like this one bit.

... whenever I go pee, the dog rushes in. Is she checking to make sure I'm doing it right? Not dribbling on the seat? Making sure I'm wiping correctly? Even worse and more disconcerting, is she checking me out? I ponder these things. (And no, I won't close the door; in my home, I partake in pee freedom).

So, what strange things happen in your house?

(These can, of course, be non-urination related.)

My puppy does this....but she tries to chew on my panties. I think she is bisexual....and an inbreed. I am her mommy after all.

My kid fills the toilet up with rolls of toilet paper without me even realizing she's been in the bathroom! Yeah I have one of THOSE kids lol, but bless her heart I love her

Ok I'm sorry but I'm adding to the pee topic. My cat also runs in when I am in the bathroom and has to brush against my leg. Why then!?

Another strange thing going on in our house (and also pee related, lol) is that we're about to start toilet training our cats! It sounds crazy I know, but I HATE scopping litter and I hate buying it as well. I found this kit online for only $25 bucks, so if it doesn't work, no big loss. I keep giggling everytime I picture my kitties sitting on the toilet someday.

I once went in the bathroom and found my cat sitting on the tolite peeing,I would have been impressed but the lid was down

My dog thinks bath water is 10 x more tasty than what is in her bowl. So on the rare occasion that I have time to relax in the bathtub, my dear sweet fur kid tries to drink as much water as possible. She also will lick my legs when I get out of the shower.

More of what I hope to GOD is my cat. My girlfriend has a 5 rack book shelf. She has these little plush toy dinosaurs at the very top rack. Meaning, I'm 5'9 and they're at eye level while standing up very straight. Nearly every morning, these toy dinosaurs are on the floor by our flip flops (where Jessica, my cat, routinely relaxes.)

Besides the fact that there's no place for her to jump FROM to the shelf--I know cats are limber and can get up in high places. She has no leverage to get there. She's not jumping that high from the ground these days either, trust me. Beyond ALLLLL of that, there are a bunch of small knick knacks on that shelf that she should basically be taking with her if she's knocking down these toy dinosaurs.

They're never disturbed at all. Nothing is amiss. And I hear everything at night....

My dog will lick the lotion off my legs after I shower... :sick:
He also prefers Sauve lotion! :laugh:

When I take a shower my little Maltese lies on the bath mat waiting for me to get out. She then licks my feet and legs, lol she has done this since she was a puppy !!

I've got three young boys... so every day is strange in my house. For instance, the other day, I overheard my 2 oldest (6 and 4) debating how many times they should "shake it" after they pee. Apparently the 6-year old thinks the 4-year old "shakes" it too much... Then they ask me for my input, so I told them the rule of thumb I had heard: "any more than 3 shakes and you're playing with it".

My cat sleeps on my head and strangely enough I am okay with this... When she isn't there I can't fall asleep as well. She is my fur ball security blanket. She also takes to kneeding me with her paws in the middle of the night... I am her mama after all.

I also, inject cat conversation into regular people conversations... They look at me like "Crazy cat lady... Where's your shopping cart and bag that you push around."

After I pee, and I flush, my cat Party Boy comes running in and stands on the edge of the seat, watching the water swirl around. He looks up at me, as if to say, "do it again". I look at him and actually say "you're nuts".

Oh, and I stand on 1 foot when I brush my teeth. Can't help it. I've always had my left foot up when I brush. Nuts, right? Whatevs, its who I am. :P

I thought our cat was the only one who did this. Lol. Munchkin loves to watch the swirling waters. She's a rather "special" kitty though. (She was born with a few birth defects and doesn't act or look quite like the other kitties.)

One of our other cats, Zen, lays in the dining room when we eat dinner. He doesn't beg for food; he wants his light show. The way the lighting is in the room makes some of the silverware cause reflections on the ceiling. He loves watching the reflections move around and can get quite animated and very chirpy.