Why is the poster above you single?

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slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member

November 2017

Nasty accident with a spear gun means he's not really a "whole" man

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kmrob2 Posts: 42 Member

November 2017

Because she's a gorgeous heartbreaker. Duh.

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TEQWAR Posts: 1,616 Member

November 2017

All the men think she's out of their league.

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slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member

November 2017

By design.. no one woman is enough

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liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member

November 2017

She's always sticking her tongue out at people

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FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member

November 2017

I really don't know.. Could it be that he doesn't share that smile often enough? :huh:

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ladychris29 Posts: 4,657 Member

November 2017

No freaking clue

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ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member

November 2017

She killed her last three lovers and buried their bodies in the basement. She's now just looking for her next boyfriend/victim.

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cajoke11235 Posts: 34 Member

January 2018

people are intimidated by her vivid and morbid imagination

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Fit4Anarchy Posts: 754 Member

January 2018

She likes to keep her options open!

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AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member

January 2018

That car has driving is a two seater.... One for him the other for his dog Puddles who never leaves his side

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PaulDoesKeto Posts: 2 Member

January 2018

Because he's homophobic and somehow thinks that sexual orientation can be changed or chosen.

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cajoke11235 Posts: 34 Member

January 2018

Because she realizes that men are dumb and not worth her time and energy

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AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member

January 2018

She has a strict no shoes policy like never, ever snows not even in winter the guys can't take it

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Ryan_Lifts Posts: 83 Member

January 2018

She can’t find anyone to match her sweet disposition

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chimptron Posts: 1,448 Member

January 2018

Honestly, I am stumped!
Polar vortex, maybe?

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_Grimlock_ Posts: 38 Member

January 2018

I have no idea why.

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chimptron Posts: 1,448 Member

January 2018

Because he kept looking at people sideways

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michael1976_ca Posts: 3,488 Member

January 2018

his suspender was holding his underwear up

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neurogirl Posts: 707 Member

January 2018

Her earring got caught in his nose ring

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mikeb4bjj Posts: 317 Member

January 2018

$10,000/month vaping habit

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brittanica2491 Posts: 714 Member

January 2018

Bc he didn’t smile often

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neurogirl Posts: 707 Member

January 2018

Because he couldn't keep up

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UltraVegAthlete Posts: 667 Member

January 2018

She’s more successful in life than the men she’s dated. They didn’t like it.

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Jertastic Posts: 868 Member

January 2018

If you dont like meat you dont get the bone...

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UltraVegAthlete Posts: 667 Member

January 2018

Jertastic wrote: »

If you dont like meat you dont get the bone...

Yikes, you’ve probably been waiting a long time to use that one.

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Jertastic Posts: 868 Member

January 2018

UltraVegBabe wrote: »

Jertastic wrote: »

If you dont like meat you dont get the bone...

Yikes, you’ve probably been waiting a long time to use that one.

Bucket list complete....

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neurogirl Posts: 707 Member

January 2018

Jertastic wrote: »

UltraVegBabe wrote: »

Jertastic wrote: »

If you dont like meat you dont get the bone...

Yikes, you’ve probably been waiting a long time to use that one.

Bucket list complete....

She left because his bucket list was already complete...

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