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Daddy's Gonna Eat Your Fingers

mommared53
mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
edited September 2024 in Health and Weight Loss
A former co-worker e-mailed me this. :laugh:

This one is for everyone who...
a) has kids
b) had kids
c) was a kid
d) knows a kid
e) is going to have kids.


I guess that means all of us!!

DADDY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS

I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, 'Daddy, look at this’, and stuck out two of her fingers.

Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, ‘Daddy’s gonna eat your fingers,’ pretending to eat them.

I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.

I said, 'What's wrong, honey?'

She replied, ‘What happened to my booger?'

(This one is worth passing on.)

Replies

  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    A former co-worker e-mailed me this. :laugh:

    This one is for everyone who...
    a) has kids
    b) had kids
    c) was a kid
    d) knows a kid
    e) is going to have kids.


    I guess that means all of us!!

    DADDY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS

    I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, 'Daddy, look at this’, and stuck out two of her fingers.

    Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, ‘Daddy’s gonna eat your fingers,’ pretending to eat them.

    I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.

    I said, 'What's wrong, honey?'

    She replied, ‘What happened to my booger?'

    (This one is worth passing on.)
  • banks1850
    banks1850 Posts: 3,475 Member
    I just got the chills.
  • MontanaGirl
    MontanaGirl Posts: 1,251 Member
    LOL!! I actually laughed loud enough that the warehouse guy had to come find out why :laugh:
  • the big question is...

    what about the cal :laugh: :bigsmile:
  • ohthatbambi
    ohthatbambi Posts: 1,098 Member
    OMG< how gross!!
  • FUNinTHEsun
    FUNinTHEsun Posts: 284 Member
    ewwwwwwwwwww

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • ugh gross! I just ate and it may be coming back up... bleh! :sick: :sick:
  • charny164
    charny164 Posts: 175 Member
    That is really cute! :happy: :laugh: :happy: :laugh: :happy:
  • lewandt
    lewandt Posts: 566 Member
    Way too funny!
  • That's SO funny!!!:laugh:
  • way too cute! icky
  • skinnydreams
    skinnydreams Posts: 1,178 Member
    hahaha! My husband would be the first to stick the fingers in his mouth!!!!
  • :sick: ISH!!!!
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