Is there any particular reason why this roach is following me?

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  • iamthemotherofdogs
    iamthemotherofdogs Posts: 562 Member
    #whohaw
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    kace_kay wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    kace_kay wrote: »
    I thought this was a stoner thread.
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    Bwahahahaha! I have refrained from so many "roach" jokes today.

    I was expecting to see some lol I was like yesssss I'm the first! :lol:

    I am trying not to get any more warnings till next year or I would have made some of them.. being good sucks.
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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    imanibelle wrote: »
    So little sympathy or support in this thread

    sympathy? .... I'm all out of that.

    support? ..... I'm here to serve.


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  • beagletracks
    beagletracks Posts: 6,034 Member
    Maybe he just wants to learn something from you because he thinks you’re awesome.
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  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    Can we get an update? Did anything happen during the night? Did you plug your ears so it couldn't get back in?
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    csbnga wrote: »
    Can we get an update? Did anything happen during the night? Did you plug your ears so it couldn't get back in?

    Bu then how would the babies get out? Mouth? Nose? Somewhere else?
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    Can we get an update? Did anything happen during the night? Did you plug your ears so it couldn't get back in?

    Bu then how would the babies get out? Mouth? Nose? Somewhere else?

    I don't think you really want the answer to that
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    Can we get an update? Did anything happen during the night? Did you plug your ears so it couldn't get back in?

    Bu then how would the babies get out? Mouth? Nose? Somewhere else?

    Well its warm in there, plenty of food, places to explore, etc
  • PAFC84
    PAFC84 Posts: 1,871 Member
    It recognises one of its own kind.... ;)
  • Keto_N_Iron
    Keto_N_Iron Posts: 5,385 Member
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  • HalloweenHighness
    HalloweenHighness Posts: 53 Member
    This thread definitely qualifies, as being an appetite suppressant; thank you! :s
  • pogiguy05
    pogiguy05 Posts: 1,583 Member
    Its waiting for you to sleep then it will lay eggs in your ear.
  • imanibelle
    imanibelle Posts: 130 Member
    beagletracks wrote: »
    Maybe he just wants to learn something from you because he thinks you’re awesome.

    I've decided to go with this suggestion because it's probably the closest to the truth.
    . . . At least I sure hope so :neutral:
    I've taken to sleeping with a scarf tightly wrapped around my head, covering my ears, just in case. . .
  • bisonpitcher
    bisonpitcher Posts: 519 Member
    Getting its steps in.
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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    It probably just wants some advice on Keto.

    Well technically the human body would be low carb, so there's that too.
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  • PaulaWallaDingDong
    PaulaWallaDingDong Posts: 4,641 Member
    edited November 2017
    This song has been stuck in my head since yesterday.

    https://youtu.be/hOtcnMepl1E
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    What if this is all a weird plot twist where the OP is actually stalking a roach, begging for its eggs and putting her feet in its path at every opportunity?
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  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    What if this is all a weird plot twist where the OP is actually stalking a roach, begging for its eggs and putting her feet in its path at every opportunity?

    Well that’s what usually happens here at mfp so I would not be shocked

    Remind me never to watch a plot twist movie with you
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  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    What if this is all a weird plot twist where the OP is actually stalking a roach, begging for its eggs and putting her feet in its path at every opportunity?

    Well that’s what usually happens here at mfp so I would not be shocked

    Remind me never to watch a plot twist movie with you

    Want to come over and watch a plot twist movie with me tonight?

    Will there be macaroni?
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  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    What if this is all a weird plot twist where the OP is actually stalking a roach, begging for its eggs and putting her feet in its path at every opportunity?

    Well that’s what usually happens here at mfp so I would not be shocked

    Remind me never to watch a plot twist movie with you

    Want to come over and watch a plot twist movie with me tonight?

    Will there be macaroni?

    I was thinking pizza.

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