Ole
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Ole was walking home late at night, through the park and sees a woman in the shadows.
"Twenty dollars" she whispers.
He'd never been with a hooker before, but decides, what the hell, it's only twenty bucks.
So they hide in the bushes. They're going "at it" for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them-- it's a police officer.
"What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.
"I'm making luff to my vife," Ole answers indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry." says the cop. "I didn't know."
"Vell," says Ole, "I din't neder, 'til you shine that dang light in her face!
"Twenty dollars" she whispers.
He'd never been with a hooker before, but decides, what the hell, it's only twenty bucks.
So they hide in the bushes. They're going "at it" for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them-- it's a police officer.
"What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.
"I'm making luff to my vife," Ole answers indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry." says the cop. "I didn't know."
"Vell," says Ole, "I din't neder, 'til you shine that dang light in her face!
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Ole was walking home late at night, through the park and sees a woman in the shadows.
"Twenty dollars" she whispers.
He'd never been with a hooker before, but decides, what the hell, it's only twenty bucks.
So they hide in the bushes. They're going "at it" for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them-- it's a police officer.
"What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.
"I'm making luff to my vife," Ole answers indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry." says the cop. "I didn't know."
"Vell," says Ole, "I din't neder, 'til you shine that dang light in her face!0 -
haHAhaAHaHAAAaaaaa!0
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha !!!!!!!!!!0
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Pick me up off the floor!
Good one!:laugh:0 -
LOL I bet he was wondering how she was able to afford those new shoes.0
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LOL I bet he was wondering how she was able to afford those new shoes.
He was probably also wondering why she needed the red high heels0 -
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
That one really made me laugh, wasn't expecting the punch line.0 -
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