Name Calling

Sometimes it is difficult to be forced to act like children. I find that on mfp chit chat we are often expected to act that way. Mature grown up references are NOT ALLOWED. I mean, in real life when someone makes me mad I usually can think of a few creative words in which to express my disappointment/anger etc. However, on mfp they are filtered out to the word "kitten". This gets boring. Which brought me to thinking...how can I truly express my anger at someone when I have to use kid only words? Lets get creative because I'm tired of "kitten".